02/05/2025
Hey, look who finally found Zia’s Roadside Stall! Benvenuti, welcome – come in, come in (just ignore the chickens giving you side-eye). I’m Zia, your chaos-loving Italian auntie, and at my roadside stall you can find:
🥚Fresh eggs from pampered chickens (those diva hens get more spa days than I do!).
🍅Seasonal vegetables. When available. They only show up when they feel like cooperating (these tomatoes have attitude, I swear).
🌱Seedlings for my fellow garden dreamers (so you can join me in yelling at stubborn plants).
🌲 Ready to use pinecones – yes, pinecones (for crafts or possibly witchcraft, who’s to say?).
This stall is as unpredictable as an Italian aunt’s mood, but always full of heart.
Come for the eggs, return for the sass; I’m here shouting across the garden just because I can! 😜
Use the 3 words ///choice.strictest.eventful to find us 🐓🐣
