Dukes Drive Farm Shop

07/09/2026

🎒✏️ GOOD LUCK, LITTLE ONES! ✏️🎒

We want to wish all the little ones a fantastic first day back at school! 🏫❤️

Whether it’s your very first day at big school or you’re heading back for another year — go smash it! 🌟💪 We hope you all have the best day!

🎨 DON’T FORGET OUR COLOURING COMPETITION! 🎨
If your little one is entering, make sure you get their masterpiece into us by the end of this week so they can all be judged! 🖍️🏆

Have a brilliant day everyone, and good luck to all the proud mums, dads and carers waving them off this morning too! 🥹❤️

From all the team at Dukes Drive Farm Shop 🐄🖤💛

06/09/2026

🚨😂 BREAKING NEWS FROM COSTA DEL DUKES DRIVE! 😂🚨

You’ll all be pleased to know Julie is officially BACK from her holidays! ☀️✈️

But forget asking Julie if she had a nice break… someone please check on poor Karen! 🤣❤️

She’s spent the last week stuck with Neil thinking he’s been in charge… following everyone around, giving orders nobody asked for, checking jobs that were already done and generally being a full-time pain in the backside! 😂🙈

Thankfully Julie’s back, which means Neil has officially been released from the shop and returned to the farm where there’s more room for everyone to hide from him! 🐄🚜🤣

We’re pretty sure Karen has already booked herself into a dark room for 48 hours of peace and quiet. 😂❤️

Well done Karen — you survived Neil Week. That deserves a medal, a pay rise AND a holiday of your own! 🏅🤣

As for Neil… OFF YOU GO! Julie’s back, your services are no longer required! 👋😂🚜

06/09/2026

😂🏖️ JULIE’S SUPPOSED TO BE ON HOLIDAY… 🏖️😂

You can take Julie away from the farm… but apparently you can’t take the farm out of Julie! 🤣🚜

She’s only gone and found herself a quad bike on holiday just to make herself feel at home! 😂

We’re surprised Neil hasn’t already rung her with a list of jobs while she’s on it… 🤦‍♂️🤣

Enjoy the holiday Julie — and remember, you’re meant to be relaxing, not checking the fields! 😂☀️

Who reckons she’ll come back asking Neil for a new quad? 👀😂

06/09/2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM DUKES DRIVE… THEY ESCAPED! 🚨

Somehow, against all the odds, Julie & Daisy DID manage to get away! 😂🙌

It was nearly the perfect escape… bags packed, jobs done, and they were off before Neil could find them! 👀

But Neil wasn’t giving up that easily… he knows a local contractor who owns a helicopter, so he gave him a call. The contractor took Neil up, and Neil actually jumped out and tried to stop Julie & Daisy IN MID-AIR! 🚁🤣

There really is no escaping the boss… not even at 30,000 feet! 😂😂

Enjoy the break girls — and if you hear a helicopter overhead, DON’T LOOK UP… IT’LL BE NEIL! 🚁👀🤣

Who thinks Julie & Daisy should turn their phones off before he finds another way to contact them? 😂👇

05/09/2026

😂🌾 WOW… WHAT A WEEK! 🌾😂

I made the rookie mistake of giving Julie the WHOLE WEEK OFF… apparently that meant I had to do some actual work! 😳😂

I’ve been rushed off my feet — supervising Karen, checking the kettle still works, leaning on the counter, disappearing at important moments and telling everyone “that’s not how I’d do it” without actually helping. 🤣☕️

It’s been absolutely exhausting!

So I’ve officially clocked off and found myself a nice straw bale for a well-earned nap. 💤🌾

Julie… I hope you’ve enjoyed your week off, because after the week I’ve had, I’m putting in for THREE! 😂😂

👇 Be honest… does anyone actually believe Neil’s worked hard this week?! 👀🤣

05/09/2026

🏆😂 WE HAVE A WINNER! 😂🏆

The answer is finally out… 47 YEARS! 🥩🔪

Yep… 47 years of butchery experience! We’re not saying Neil’s been around a while, but apparently his first knife was made of stone! 😂🦖

Loads of you got the answer right, so we chucked all the correct answers into the hat and picked one at random…

🥁🥁🥁 ROBERT DONALDSON! 🎉👏

Well done Robert! Pop up to the shop and claim your prize — we promise Neil won’t spend 47 years getting it ready! 😂

Thanks to everyone who entered! ❤️

👀 Keep your eyes peeled for next week’s competition… we reckon it’s a good one! 😏🔥

Dukes Drive Farm Shop 🐄🥩

03/09/2026

Who fancies sausage & mash for tea tonight? 😍🌭🥔

We’ve been busy making a fresh batch of our homemade sausages, and today we’ve got:

🌭 Cumberland
🍅 Tomato
🐷 Plain Pork

Perfect with a big pile of creamy mash, plenty of gravy and a Yorkshire pud! 🤤

Pop in and grab yours while they’re fresh — which flavour are you choosing? 👇🖤💛

03/09/2026

🥩 THURSDAY NIGHT TEA SORTED! 🥩

Fancy something proper for tea tonight? 😍

Our fresh lamb chops are cut to order by the team, just how you like them. 🔪🐑

Pop into Dukes Drive Farm Shop and treat yourself — you can’t beat fresh, locally butchered meat! 👌

Who’s having lamb chops for tea tonight? 😋👇

02/09/2026

🔥 THURSDAY & FRIDAY SPECIAL 🔥

You can’t beat a proper HOT BEEF BAP! 🤤🥩

Freshly cooked beef, piled into a bap and absolutely smothered in rich gravy 😍

📅 Available Thursday & Friday
📍 Dukes Drive Farm Shop

Who’s having one this week? 👇 Tag your dinner mate!

02/09/2026