12/06/2026
🚨 MILK DELIVERY DRIVER WANTED 🚨
(Early mornings. Questionable life choices. Elite status unlocked.)
Up before 4am?
Driving through North Wales while the world sleeps?
Living your best slightly unhinged life?
Perfect. You’ll fit right in.
🥛 THE JOB
We’re looking for a Full-Time Delivery Driver to deliver milk & goods on a set round.
You’ll:
Load your van
Deliver like a pro
Try not to question your existence at 3:12am
Accuracy matters… because customers love milk.
They don’t love surprises.
🌙 WHAT TO EXPECT
🌑 Starts between 3:00–4:00am
🌧 Rain. Wind. More rain.
🦊 Foxes acting like they own the place
🐑 Sheep silently judging you
🌅 Sunrises that almost make it worth it
📅 WORKING DAYS
✅ Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday & Saturday
❌ Wednesday & Sunday OFF (yes, actual days off)
💪 YOU NEED TO BE
✔️ Reliable (alarm goes off → you get up. Simple.)
✔️ Switched on (or at least pretend to be at 3am)
✔️ Accurate
✔️ Happy working on your own
✔️ Not scared of a bit of graft
🚫 SKIP THIS IF…
❌ You hit snooze 6 times
❌ “I’m 5 minutes away” means “I’ve just woken up”
❌ Rain ruins your mood
❌ You’re allergic to hard work
🎁 WHAT YOU GET
💷 Full-time job
💪 Free daily workout
🌅 Membership to the “finished before 9am” club
😎 The smug feeling of being more productive than everyone
📞 01691 778266
📧 [email protected]
📍 Gledrid Industrial Estate, Chirk
If you’re reliable, can handle early starts, and don’t mind becoming a bit of a morning gremlin…
apply now 👊