The Crafty Goat

The Crafty Goat Home of RAW GOAT MILK (collection or delivery) Goat Milk Ice Cream, Goat Butter & Cheeses, Halal Lamb and, Halal Goat meat.

Hi & a very warm welcome to 'The Crafty Goat' (Part Of Monach Farms & home of Caprilatte Enterprises). We can be found near Colchester, in the village of Abberton. Our beautiful Dairy Goat Farm (Butterfly Lodge Dairy) is where we lovingly produce a tantalising variety for farm fresh foodie delights. Not just our Award Winning Caprilatte - Luxury Goat Milk Ice Cream made with our pure, creamy RA

W GOATS MILK, but so much more..............We also sell Goat cheeses,Goat Butter and Goat meat (from our own animals of course!) and our own Traditionally Rear grass fed Lamb. All our delicious products can be ordered via facebook private message or (even better by our) WhatsApp link from our page (just click ‘Like’ on the page and you will be be able to drop us a private message or via our WhatsApp link with details of your order & even request a collection time slot....its so simple!). A member of our passionate team will sort out your orders and answer any questions you have. We will then message you back to confirm when your order will be ready for you to collect. Our collection days are currently Tuesdays and Thursdays afternoons (12noon until 6pm), but we will confirm this when your order is ready. Can't get to us? .... no worries, we offer a nationwide delivery service to your door. So you can enjoy some of this countries best quality RAW GOAT MILK and Goat MIlk Products delivered to you next day. Our Pedigree Dairy Goats (The 'Monach Herd') are a 'closed Herd' meaning we breed there family lines and don't buy in stock. We have farmed this way for rearly 4 (human) generations and bost one of the highest monitored health status in the world. We have been breeding, showing & milk our Internationally Acclaimed, multi award winning pedigree dairy goats for over 50 years and it is our attention to detail in the care, feeding and rearing of our goats that makes our pure, clean, fresh goats milk a cut above the rest....... just ask one of our customers!

27/05/2026
30/04/2026

Something we’re seeing more and more lately… 👇

Pedigree, registered & health-tested goats — and unregistered, untested goats… often advertised at the same price.

But here’s the reality 🧵

🐐 Pedigree, Health-Tested Goats
• Proven lineage, recorded and traceable
• Generations of selective breeding behind them
• Tested clear (or monitored) for diseases like CAE & Johne’s
• Lower long-term risk to your herd
• You’re paying for years of work, data, and responsibility

🐐 Unregistered, Un-Health Tested Goats
• No verified background
• No proof of disease status
• Unknown genetics and breeding outcomes
• Potential hidden costs if health issues arise

💭 So why are they sometimes the same price?
Because price doesn’t always reflect value.

One is backed by time, transparency, and testing.
The other may simply reflect what the seller thinks they can get.

🚩 If anything, when they’re priced the same, it should make you pause — not assume they’re equal.

At Horsehay Goats, we believe informed buyers make better decisions — for their herds and for the future of goats as a whole 💚



Photo by Richmor Photography

Kidding season is well underway and in a brief break from the arrival of more kids we thought we would share some pictur...
28/04/2026

Kidding season is well underway and in a brief break from the arrival of more kids we thought we would share some pictures of our new arrival from the last week or so …. Enjoy Crafty Goater!

Our couriers have now increased the fuel surcharge from 3.5% to 11.5% in the last couple of weeks!!!We are having to inc...
28/04/2026

Our couriers have now increased the fuel surcharge from 3.5% to 11.5% in the last couple of weeks!!!
We are having to increase our prices by £1 (1.5%) as we have been adsorbing the increases but just can’t afford too….. I know our lovely customers will completely understand……we will reduce them again once the fuel surcharges start to come down and as things settle in the Middle East……. Here are some of our new born baby goats to cheer you all up.

Amen to this, we are proud internationally acclaimed breeders of over 50 years……. This is so true!
24/04/2026

Amen to this, we are proud internationally acclaimed breeders of over 50 years……. This is so true!

HOW MUCH FOR A PYGMY?

Let me say a few words to you, yes you, the person who sends a text to just ask for the price. The person who calls and hears the price and says “I can buy a cheaper goat somewhere else”. I'll talk to you too; the person who doesn't care about papers because I want “just a pet".

No registered goat is “just a pet"

Behind every purebred goat is a BREEDER. I use capital letters to distinguish a breeder from an animal factory for lack of a better word. A serious breeder does not breed goats without documents that protect the integrity of the breed.

Registration papers are records of ancestry documenting the bloodline and enabling you to investigate possible health problems in your lineage.

When you tell a breeder you don't care about the papers, just tell them you don't care about the goats’s health, you just want the cheapest thing you can find!

If you choose to buy a goat from a reputable and quality breeder, this breeder is responsible for every goat’s health.

This breeder will skip vacations, make vacations out of judging trips, miss sleep, and most of their personal time is dedicated to their goats and their well being. The truly passionate breeder, who loves what they breed, puts all of their time into it. Not only for goats that are sold, but also for every customer who owns a piece of their heart (!) and is now a member of their large family.

A breeder will get his hands dirty, often covered in everything that comes with birth. Because that's what life is all about... in the midst of birth and death is life. The wheel that keeps spinning. A breeder conducts ultrasounds, analytics, emergency vet calls, vaccinations, registrations, researches pedigrees, deworming, hoof trims and provides the base start for the future of the goat in handling, breeding and showing.

Last but not least, a breeder CHOOSES the family who is lucky enough to have one of their goats. Yes, you read correctly. Because some of us have learned the hard way!

A real breeder chooses who they sell to.
There really is no compensation that can offset the investment a breeder has made.
A good breeder has other criteria for those who want to continue their bloodline, why? Because breeding isn't a responsibility to take lightly, it's a lifestyle choice reserved ONLY for the few devoted people willing to sacrifice.

Since a goat is never “just a pet” he/she is the legacy of the breeder, a little boy’s best friend, a caretaker of a little girl, therapy for the elderly, a member of the family, someone's whole world!

Partially written by: Sr. Eduardo Loredo Muller
Translated into English by: Angel Sophia Nogga
Modified for foals by: Stacey Mugrage
Modified for goats by: Katie Dean/Living Dreams Nigerians
Modified for ReignInGrace Farms by: Robin Norman - Reign In Grace Farms

Worth sharing with so much truth in this article. Responsible breeding and possession of many goats is a lifestyle and commitment many cannot understand.

7 days a week, 365 days a year.
Our lives revolve around the goats - LITERALLY!

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'The Crafty Goat', Monach Farms @ Butterfly Lodge Dairy, Mersea Road, Abberton
Colchester
CO57LG

Opening Hours

Monday 12pm - 5pm
Tuesday 12pm - 5pm
Wednesday 12pm - 5pm
Thursday 12pm - 5pm
Friday 12pm - 5pm

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+441206736121

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