Noodle Gurus

18/09/2026

How good is 9 To 5 next door this week?! And there’s plenty more to come!

If you’re heading to Crewe Lyceum, have your tickets handy! 🎟️

👉 Show your Lyceum ticket when ordering food & drink at the counter and get 10% OFF your bill!

Simply order at the counter and show your valid Lyceum ticket to redeem the discount. 🙌

⚠️ Please note: This offer cannot be used in conjunction with any other existing offers or promotions.

Why not make a night of it? Grab some great food and drinks at Crewe Market Hall before or after your show.

Good food. Great entertainment. One brilliant night out in Crewe! ❤️

16/09/2026

Coming to see 9-5 this week at Crewe Lyceum?

We’re here to get you fed before the show! Get your rhinestones at the ready…

10/09/2026

Guess who’s back… Gary’s back!

You might remember Gary from his days at the helm of Crewe Market Hall? Well, he’s back and he’s taking our weekly Quiz to a whole new level!

Cash Prizes, the lot!

Sheets handed out at 6:30PM, Quiz starts at 7PM. Get down early for a bit of food and drink to get you ready to roll!

🎉 The Big Thursday Night Quiz is BACK! 🎉

Crewe Market Hall proudly presents: The Big Thursday Night Quiz — fronted by FrontGuyGary Entertainment in association Crewe Nub News!

Bigger, better, and more fun than EVER!

📅Weekly from Thursday 10th September
🕡6.30pm
📍Crewe Market Hall

Expect brain-busting Music Rounds , Eye-catching Picture Rounds 🖼️ and all the classic categories that make quiz night legendary🧠 plus the chance to win cash prizes 💷!

They'll also be Stand Up Bingo excitement , Live Music Performances 🎤 and a chance to WIN £1500 in the Crewe Nub News Live Draw every 2nd Thursday 💸!

Thursdays are the new Fridays at Crewe Market Hall! So bring your friends, your A-game and let’s make them unforgettable! See you there! 🎊

19/08/2026

16/08/2026

Little reminder about today…

Aup! 🙋🏻‍♂️

Just a little notice ahead of the weekend. Open as usual rest of the week!

12/08/2026

Aup! 🙋🏻‍♂️

Just a little notice ahead of the weekend. Open as usual rest of the week!

02/07/2026

We thank Connor Naismith MP for continuing to raise and support the campaign started by Kelly from St Martha Restaurant in Nantwich, and backed by over 50 local Hospitality businesses, including ourselves, to reduce VAT to a fairer, lower rate of 10% for Hospitality venues.

This, part of a nation wide campaign which would bring the UK in line with other European countries such as France, Spain & Italy.

It’s 7% in Germany!

If you’d like to sign the petition spearheaded by Tom Kerridge, which has over 250,000 signatures already, you can do so here: https://vatstheproblem.co.uk

25/06/2026

No need for VAR here at Noodle Gurus!

Following our inspection this afternoon, we’re pleased to have maintained our 5 Star Rating for another year!

16/06/2026

Open as usual Weds, Thurs, Fri!

26/05/2026