Middlemore Stores & Post Office

24/08/2026

PLEASE… END KELLY’S SUFFERING! 😂 🚨

We’ve done it again… another silly video, another poor Kelly being dragged into our social media nonsense. 🤣

But this time, she’s had enough! 😭

At the end of the video, Kelly makes one final desperate plea to YOU, our lovely customers…

PLEASE DOWNLOAD SNAPPY SHOPPER AND START ORDERING! 😂

Because apparently, the only way to save Kelly from further torture is to keep those Snappy Shopper orders coming! 🤣📱

🛒 Shop Middlemore Stores from your sofa:
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📲 Download the Snappy Shopper app:
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So come on… save Kelly from the videos.
Place an order. 😂😂

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21/08/2026

🚨⚡ SNAPPY SHOPPER EXCLUSIVE! ⚡🚨

This weekend just got a whole lot more ENERGY-FUL… 😂🥤

🔥 RED BULL 8PK — ONLY £5 DELIVERED! 🔥

Yep… 8 cans of Red Bull for just £5 when you order through Snappy Shopper! 😲🙌

And if you’re popping into Middlemore Stores, it’s still a cracking deal at £8.50 in store.

But this weekend only, Snappy Shopper customers can grab it for just £5 delivered! 💥

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So you could be getting your Red Bull AND saving even more! 👀⚡

⏰ THIS WEEKEND ONLY — WHILE STOCKS LAST!

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19/08/2026

🎥 Lights, camera… SAVINGS! 🎥

We’ve got some amazing deals waiting for you at Middlemore Stores, and the best part? You don’t even need to leave the house! 🛒🚚

Whether you’re stocking up on household essentials, grabbing a few treats, or ordering something tasty from Grumbles, we’ve got fantastic offers available both in store and delivered straight to your door through Snappy Shopper.

💥 Great deals
🚚 Fast local delivery
🏪 Shop in store or from the comfort of your sofa

Order here 👇

🛒 Store:
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📱 Download the app:
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Pop in and see us, or let us bring your shopping to you! 😎

18/08/2026

17/08/2026

🚨 KELLY’S COUNTERATTACK HAS FAILED 🚨

Yesterday, I revealed that Kelly puts MAYONNAISE on her breakfast wrap.

Today, she’s tried to turn the tables by telling everyone that I use ketchup and brown sauce.

That’s a bold strategy from someone who voluntarily opens a jar of mayonnaise before eating bacon. 😂

This isn’t the comeback she thinks it is.

It’s the breakfast equivalent of being caught robbing a bank and pointing at someone parked on a double yellow line. 🤣

Who’s side are you on?

🥫 Team Sauce Legend

🥚 Team Mayo Criminal

Freshly made Grumbles breakfasts are available in store or delivered to your door.

📲 Order here:
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14/08/2026

🚨 HOW MUCH WOULD IT TAKE FOR YOU TO SLAP A CO-WORKER? 🚨

We asked one simple question in today’s video… and the answer pretty easy. 😂

“Would you slap a co-worker for money?”

Sounds harmless… until the answers start coming in. 👀

Would YOU do it for a price? Be honest… we’re judging you. Tag a co worker you’d gladly slap😂

Fresh food, drinks, and chaos-fuelled conversations available in store or delivered straight to your door.

📲 Order here:
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14/08/2026

🚨 Breaking news from the Middlemore Stores group chat… 🚨

You know you’ve absolutely smashed your shift when your manager replies with…

👍

Delivery checked in? 👍

Parcels sorted? 👍

Queue out of the door? 👍

Lottery machine having a meltdown while three customers ask where the eggs are? 👍

You were expecting:

🎉 “Amazing work!”

🏆 “Employee of the month!”

🏖️ “Take the rest of the day off!”

Instead…

👍😂

We’re now convinced that the 👍 emoji is retail manager code for:

“Thanks for saving the store. Again.”

Need us? We’ll be here… probably earning another 👍.

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12/08/2026

🌘 For those customers who may have missed the DOMAR eclipse…

We thought we’d do our bit for science and recreate the event for you. 🔭😂

After extensive research (and far too much messing about), we’ve come to the conclusion that my son’s backside can, in fact, be completely eclipsed by mine. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Before anyone reports us… everyone was fully clothed! 😅

I apologise in advance for the quality of the scientific experiment. 😂

Who’s getting the blame for this one… me or him? 👇🤣

24/07/2026

🚨 WE'RE HIRING! 🚨

Do you enjoy talking to people, working in a busy environment and occasionally being part of our social media madness? Then we might have the job for you! 😂

Middlemore Stores & Grumbles are looking for a new team member to join our fantastic (and slightly crazy) team.

✅ Evening & weekend shifts available�✅ Must be 18+�✅ No experience needed – we'll teach you everything you need to know!�✅ Ability to smile through busy periods and laugh at our terrible jokes is a bonus!

You'll be serving customers, helping keep the store running smoothly and probably featuring in the odd funny video along the way! 🎥

Think you've got what it takes? Drop your CV into the store or send us a message.

Please share this post and help us find our next victim… sorry, team member! 😆