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NOT a Pizza. Homemade grazing tables for events. Grazing boxes & afternoon teas delivered straight to your door.

Table 3 from Saturday. The Grazing Table for 15 (serves at least 18-20) for a lovely 60th birthday in Bakewell. If you'v...
04/09/2026

Table 3 from Saturday. The Grazing Table for 15 (serves at least 18-20) for a lovely 60th birthday in Bakewell.

If you've got an event coming up and would like more info then just send us a message. 😁

Table 2 from Saturday! A deluxe table for 12 which served at least 16-20. Catch our homemade focaccia, sausage rolls, qu...
03/09/2026

Table 2 from Saturday! A deluxe table for 12 which served at least 16-20.

Catch our homemade focaccia, sausage rolls, quiches, cheese twists and bruschetta in this one!

Send us a message for more info. 😊

On Saturday, we had 3 grazing tables. Here's the first one - The Grazing Table for 20 with both focaccia and children's ...
02/09/2026

On Saturday, we had 3 grazing tables. Here's the first one - The Grazing Table for 20 with both focaccia and children's sandwiches added as extras. This one served at least 25 or more for nibbles!

Who would help you demolish this? 🍴

Send us a message if you have an event coming up.

One of our traditional afternoon teas that was enjoyed this summer. ☀️Our afternoon teas are just £13.95 and come in the...
02/09/2026

One of our traditional afternoon teas that was enjoyed this summer. ☀️

Our afternoon teas are just £13.95 and come in these options:

🍰 Traditional
🧀 Savoury
🥕Veggie
🫑Vegan
🌾🚫Gluten free
🧒 Children's (£7.50)

If you can't find our menus, send us a message and we'll send them over.

Here Derby Market Hall with Derby Uncovered today until 3pm with:Sausage rolls:Plain Lincolnshire Pork and apple Honey r...
30/08/2026

Here Derby Market Hall with Derby Uncovered today until 3pm with:

Sausage rolls:

Plain Lincolnshire
Pork and apple
Honey roast pork with wholegrain mustard
Cheese and bacon
Caramelised onion
Chorizo
Cheese and onion (v)
Vegan 'sausage'
Gluten free sausage

Focaccia - plain, tomato, garlic and herb

Cheese twists

Rocky road
Gingerbread men
Cookies

‼️ SUNDAY SALE ‼️Large sausage rolls - £2 each or 3 for £5Small sausage rolls - 10 for £5Flavours:Plain Lincolnshire Car...
23/08/2026

‼️ SUNDAY SALE ‼️

Large sausage rolls - £2 each or 3 for £5
Small sausage rolls - 10 for £5

Flavours:

Plain Lincolnshire
Caramelised onion
Chorizo
Honey and mustard
Pork and apple
Cheese and bacon
Vegan - (6 small left for £3)

Scones 50p - 2 sultana, 3 strawberry and white chocolate left

Banana loaves - £7 each (1 left)

White chocolate brownie - £1 (1 left)

Rocky road - £2 each (3 left) SOLD OUT

Send us a message to snap up some goodies. You know you want to...👀

Delivery available or collect from Chellaston.

Back at Swarkestone today until 4pm with:Sausage rolls:Plain Lincolnshire Pork and apple Honey roast pork with wholegrai...
23/08/2026

Back at Swarkestone today until 4pm with:

Sausage rolls:
Plain Lincolnshire
Pork and apple
Honey roast pork with wholegrain mustard
Chorizo
Caramelised onion
Cheese and bacon
Cheese and onion (v)
Vegan 'sausage'
Gluten free sausage

Cheese twists

Focaccia - cheese, plain, marmite, garlic and rosemary

Scones:
Sultana
Cheese
Strawberry and white choc

Banana bread
Brownies - plain, white choc, mars
Rocky road
Gingerbread men

Send us a message if you'd like anything saving!

See you there! 😎

23/08/2026

🥳 We Like to Party 🥳

30 children's party boxes were collected this morning.
These ones are option 1 from our children's menu and contain a choice of two sandwiches, a pastry, two veggies and two sweet treats. All for just £3.50. Add on a drink for £1.

22/08/2026

Come find us today until 5pm and Sunday 10-4:30.

What we have with us:

Sausage rolls:
Plain Lincolnshire
Pork and apple
Honey roast pork with wholegrain mustard
Chorizo
Tomato chutney
Caramelised onion
Cheese and bacon
Cheese and onion (v)
Vegan 'sausage'
Gluten free sausage

Cheese twists

Focaccia - cheese, tomato, marmite, garlic and rosemary

Scones:
Sultana
Cheese
Strawberry and white choc

Banana bread
Gluten and dairy free lemon drizzle
Brownies - plain, white choc, mars
Rocky road
Gingerbread men

Send us a message if you'd like anything saving!

See you soon ☀️

We are back this weekend which is always one of our favourites! We'll be inside this time.Let us know what you'd like u...
18/08/2026

We are back this weekend which is always one of our favourites! We'll be inside this time.

Let us know what you'd like us to bring. 😁

09:00 - 17:30 Saturday
10:00 - 16:30 Sunday

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Chellaston
Derby
DE736TG

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 9pm
Tuesday 9am - 9pm
Wednesday 9am - 9pm
Thursday 9am - 9pm
Friday 9am - 9pm
Saturday 9am - 9pm
Sunday 9am - 9pm

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