MattyMakesMunch

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So I still sweated my t**s off for most of the week, but, and I’m sorry to gloat, at least I spent most of my time in th...
31/05/2026

So I still sweated my t**s off for most of the week, but, and I’m sorry to gloat, at least I spent most of my time in the worlds most air conditioned kitchen 😇

1. Gochujang Rib Eye Skewers and Carrot Sesame Salad 🇰🇷
2. Freezer Fish Burgers ftw 🐟
3. Roast Rib of Beef on the UK’s hottest May Day yet ☀️
4. The cleanest Full English I’ve had .. tune back in on Tuesday for more 🥓
5. Lamb Traybake Koftas 🐑
6. Inspired Black Urid Daal 🤤
7. Stale ass Pistachio scroll from which was still fantastic 🥐
8. Simple Meat and Two Veg Dinner 🐔
9. My new favourite iced drink .. an Iced Chai Latte from .. any indie that can replicate or better this, you get my money ☕️


Highfield Friends and Parents Association Ely - HFPA
27/05/2026

Highfield Friends and Parents Association Ely - HFPA

I am SUPER excited to be supporting the 1st Highfield Parents Association Summer Fundraising Event on Sunday 14th June this year. From 11-2, come down and enjoy yourselves with the family by indulging in a classic Fete day with a variety of stalls, good food, good drink, and an even better cause.

Raising money to allow the SEN children of Highfield Academy to have access whatever they need to be inclusive, grow and develop and progress as they navigate the path to growing up.

Special guests on the day include our very own MP Charlotte Cane and Ely Mayor Rebecca Denness. and myself will also be in attendance to document the day, and do our bit to help such a worthy cause grow!

Please do like, share and message if you are interested in coming. Hope to see you all there!

Highfield Friends and Parents Association Ely - HFPA

26/05/2026

We popped by once we eventually found out had taken over the to see if can save the day and make the cafe great again!

Offering the luxurious loaded croissants, mixed with sitting under the pergola on a scorcher of a bank holiday weekend, I enjoyed every mouthful of my Banana Split Croissant, every sip of my borderline ‘too-bitter-but-still-okay’ coffee (never did check the roaster!) until I realised the absolute mess I’d gotten myself into. Calvin and myself joked afterwards about having those small packet wet wipes available, but actually, I think it’s a great idea! You’ve really got to commit to enjoying one of these croissants, and that includes getting messy and sticky. Reminds me of misspent youth.

is renovating the restaurant area into something that hopefully a lot more people use. Was was once a restaurant that didn’t operate past 5pm, Calvin’s plans or creating a ‘for all cafe space’ offering brunches, sweet treats and great drinks is definitely something that will draw people back to Bens Yard and make it the busy and thriving location it should have always been.

I literally cannot wait to see where this goes. I’m back invested and excited about what Bens Yard can be. Calvin, you’re the man 🤟🏼


Before I go and burn myself into a crisp at , please enjoy an insight into the culinary life of myself and Mrs Munch ☀️ ...
24/05/2026

Before I go and burn myself into a crisp at , please enjoy an insight into the culinary life of myself and Mrs Munch ☀️

1. Piri Piri Chickek Legs at work - bang tidy 🐔
2. Previously seen Tandoori Chicken Loaded Naan (my Naan’s dead) 👵
3. Kinder Stuffed (sort of?) Brownie Roll from 🍫
4. Cheeseburger Smashed Flatbreads 🍔
5. Gluten Free Beetroot Gnocchi with Butternut, Whipped Ricotta and Basil Oil 🇮🇹
6. Fish Finger topped Fish Pie 🐟
7. Creamy Tomato Orzotto 🍅
8. Went back to to smash back their Hazelnut Tiramisu 🌰
9. Leek, Blue Cheese and Red Onion Marmalde 🧅


In a week where the UK came dead last, let’s enjoy some food that scored more than nil poi 🇪🇺 •1. Turkish Eggs Breakfast...
17/05/2026

In a week where the UK came dead last, let’s enjoy some food that scored more than nil poi 🇪🇺

1. Turkish Eggs Breakfast Special 🍳
2. Our take on a Turkish Feast 🇹🇷
3. Some badman Chicken Legs 🐔
4. Viral Lamb Kofta Tortilla Kebab 🥙
5. Cajun Salmon with Fettucine Alfredo 🐟
6. Delightful Pistachio Tiramisu from ☕️


This weeks round-up is non-existent, in a week that’s been a real mindf**k mentally, I haven’t eaten either well or at a...
10/05/2026

This weeks round-up is non-existent, in a week that’s been a real mindf**k mentally, I haven’t eaten either well or at all, so please enjoy some beautiful tortelloni and pizzas from work, a bubbling mac and cheese which comforted us one night, and the silver lining in the cloud of grey which is the best breakfast I’ve had in Ely and the surrounding areas to date .. more on that soon 🐮


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