18/08/2026
**HONEST POST ALERT 🚨
30% OFF EVERYTHING ONLINE because my divorce has apparently decided it deserves a sequel - the never ending joy of my teenage stupidity lol.
So this isn’t a sad post. It’s a be proud post, remove stigma post, happily divorce post, it gets better post and probably a £21k marketing post bahahaha
Just been handed a **£21,700 solicitor’s bill for solicitors I wouldn’t trust to boil rice who I barely used, shocking & concerning And I need to pay it off …. I even represented myself 89% of the time with my Scouse dad alone who’s an electrician and he did a far better job .. Family court was the most dehumanising, frightening and traumatising experience of my life - so love to anyone surviving that.
But Life does get easier, the last four years have been an absolute beautiful odd circus: nearly bankrupted from do**he (miracle I avoided that but I rebuilt👌), huge amount of money stolen from Zero( I turned it around) , pregnancies, closing a shop ,renovating a shop, breaking my spine on a ski trip with friends lol, all my friends divorcing, growing, beautiful family, water sports falls, celebrating, festivals, lots of love, renovating, parenting love, buying my house, Netflix couldn’t write it and still I’m so so happy.
Money can never ever replace joy and opportunity and with hard work and ethics ? You rebuild stronger . A sustainable life is a successful one.
Still surprised somehow I’ve laughed my way through most of it (worrisome) a sight breakdown in Feb lol (I’m grand now) I’d do Comedy but I’d be sued 🤣.
Basically, life kept throwing bricks & I kept building with them ☀️
But seriously Girls: learn from my lack of boundaries, grow . Speak strongly . Take up space. Follow your career, Know your money. Know your worth . Walk away . Take it back if it’s not respected ( I did lol) . Be kind, but remember **nice is not a pension plan and it’s dangerous to be so vulnerable …. this is not the handmaids tale ….
And if you fancy helping me turn my £21,700 divorce disaster into some beautiful online sales…
**30% OFF EVERYTHING.** code
Faye - happily divorced