Smash ya patty

17/06/2026

🍔💥 CAN YOU CREATE YOUR OWN MUNCH BOX?

Babes… ABSOLUTELY. YES. YOU. CAN. 💪😎

You want control? You want power? You want to build a box that screams “I’m starving and I deserve greatness”?
Say no more.

Here’s how you build your masterpiece:

🍔 Pick your burger/sub/Philly stacker — go classic or go unhinged, no judgement
🍟 Pick your loaded fries — cheesy, saucy, filthy, the lot
🍗 Pick your tenders — crispy enough to heal trauma
🥣 Pick your dip — because dry food is a crime

Then the BIG question…
💛 Are you a SOLO SURVIVOR (aka: “don’t touch my food”)
or
💛 A SHARING‑CARING kinda person (aka: “fine, have ONE bite”)

Either way — you choose it, we build it, you demolish it 😈🔥

Open today from 4.30pm.
Now tell me…
What’s YOUR combo going to be — angel behaviour or full goblin mode?

☎️ 07487260644

16/06/2026

🌭 THE LOADED HOT DOGS THAT NOBODY ASKED FOR BUT YOU GREMLINS KEEP ORDERING 🌭

Loaded Hot Dogs

These hot dogs were meant to be a joke.
A laugh.
A “haha imagine if we sold this” moment.

But NO.
You lot took that personally and now they’re flying out like we’re running a Michelin‑star sausage lab.

🌭 Plain Jayne — ketchup, mustard, fried onions… basic? Yes. Elite? Also yes.
🎬 Cinema Date — nachos, cheese, salsa, jalapeños, fried onions… it’s giving “I’m sharing but I’m actually not sharing”.
🐷 Don’t Be a Pig — pulled pork, cheese drizzle, crispy onions… wear black, trust me.

We don’t just do banging burgers —
We do unhinged, chaotic, personality‑disorder‑coded food for the masses.

Smash Ya Patty ✌️

15/06/2026

⏰ Opening times for this Week ⏰
This week’s hours:
Mon–Thurs 4.30–10
Fri 4–10.30
Sat 3–10.30
Sun 3–10

We’d love to be your tea choice — and yes, we’re absolutely buzzing to smash your patty 😜😜

What’s on your tea menu tonight?
🧀

14/06/2026

🍰 DESSERT POLL TIME 🍪
Let’s settle this once and for all because it’s causing arguments in my own head at this point 😭🔥

We do the ULTIMATE desserts:

• Matilda Cake
• Old School Cake
• Brownies in every flavour
• Deep Pan Cookies
• And maybe… just maybe… something new 👀

But here’s the REAL showdown:

🍪 NYC STUFFED COOKIE

vs
🍪 DEEP PAN COOKIE

Pick your fighter:

• NYC STUFFED COOKIE — Thick, chunky, stuffed, chaotic, elite
• DEEP PAN COOKIE — Gooey, warm, classic, melts your soul

I’m personally Team NYC Cookie all day long…
WHAT ABOUT YOU — WHO ARE YOU BACKING IN THIS DESSERT WAR 🔥🍪🔥
🍩

14/06/2026

🔥 RIGHT. LET’S TALK. 🔥
One of these flavours is getting BOOTED…
KICKED OUT…
ESCORTED OFF THE PREMISES…
to make room for the fiery, heated, unstoppable KICKEN CHICKEN 😜😜😜😜

Because listen —
It’s tasty.
It’s hot.
It sorts that craving RIGHT OUT.
It walks in like it owns the place and honestly… it kinda does 🔥🤪

So tell me…
WHO ARE YOU KICKING OUT to replace them with the one and only Kicken Chicken?

Choose wisely.
Feelings will be hurt.
Friendships may end.
But the Kicken Chicken must rise 😭🔥

Shutters roll up from 3pm —
come get your fix, come cause chaos, come make your choice 💪🤪🔥

13/06/2026

🤤 PHILLY CHEESE STEAK 🤤
It’s cheesy… it’s beefy… it melts in your actual mouth…
This thing should come with a warning label because once you try it, your brain won’t shut up about it 🤪🔥

We’re talking:
🥩 Thick, juicy rump steak
🧀 Hot, runny cheese dripping everywhere
🥫 Our homemade Smash Ya Patty sauce doing the Lord’s work
All stacked together in the most dangerous combination known to mankind.

It’s the kind of food that makes you rethink your life choices…
and then order another one.

Available 7 days a week because cravings don’t take days off 💪🔥
🧀

12/06/2026

…………..SEND HELP
Because at this point I’m not running a business…
I’m running a full‑time circus and I’m the clown, the ringmaster, the lion AND the person sweeping up the mess after 🤡🔥

My guilty pleasure?
Being OBSESSED with Smash Ya Patty to a medically concerning level 😭
I’ll be at home trying to relax and my brain’s like:
“Did you order cheese?”
“Is the fryer clean?”
“Who’s on shift?”
“Did you breathe today?”
NO. NO I DID NOT. 🤪

I’m juggling staff rotas, stock runs, family life, and my sanity — which is currently hanging on by a single sesame seed.

But do I love it?
YES.
Would I stop?
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
This is my Roman Empire. My toxic trait. My personality. My cardio. My religion. 🔥

Shutters roll up at 3pm
Come feed my addiction.
Come enable my chaos.
Come make all this madness worth it 💪🤪🔥

11/06/2026

Don’t forget about the MUNCH BOX APP — honestly, it’s the biggest no‑brainer going 😮‍💨🔥

It’s plain.
It’s simple.
It’s CHEAPER FOR YOU and CHEAPER FOR US.
No hidden fees, no daft charges, no nonsense.

When you order through the app, you get OUR OWN DELIVERY DRIVERS — the people you know, the ones who actually care, the ones who don’t launch your food at the door and sprint off.
Local people. Local jobs. Local support.
It’s a win win 🏆

You save money.
We save money.
Your food arrives with someone we trust.
IT REALLY IS THAT SIMPLE.

10/06/2026

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ⚽️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ⚽️

🦁🏴 IT’S ALMOST TIME… 🏴🦁

ONE WEEK TO GO UNTIL WE TURN THE VOLUME UP! 🔊🔥

England’s First Game is nearly here and we’re bringing the atmosphere, the passion and the pride LIVE on the big screens! ⚽️

📅 Wednesday 17th June
⏰ 9PM Kick Off

Expect:

🔥 A packed house
🍔 Great food
🍺 Ice cold drinks
📺 Live on the big screens
🏴 The best matchday atmosphere around

Get your shirts on.
Get your flags ready.
Get your voices warmed up.

Wear your colours. Make some noise.

THIS IS MORE THAN A GAME.
THIS IS ENGLAND. 🦁

Who are you backing to score first? 👇