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Right… no excuses this weekend 👇SATURDAY📍 Stepps Food Market📍 The Barras MarketSUNDAY📍 The Barras Market📍 Chatelherault ...
04/05/2026

Right… no excuses this weekend 👇

SATURDAY
📍 Stepps Food Market
📍 The Barras Market

SUNDAY
📍 The Barras Market
📍 Chatelherault Market
📍 Dunfermline Artisan Market

We’re out in full force serving hot crumble & pouring custard all weekend 🔥

If you’re anywhere near one of these…
you already know what you should be doing

Get out. Find us. Get your crumble fix

Or don’t… and think about it all weekend 😏



artisanmarket

02/05/2026

Okay… who told you it was acceptable to stay home this weekend? 💋

We’re set up, neon glowing, puddings stacked…
and Yardworks Festival is calling your name

Come find us.
Come get your chilled banana pudding fix (yes… the one that went viral 😏)
and while you’re at it -
show up for the artists, the makers, the small businesses putting it all out there

This isn’t just a “pop in” situation…
this is a bring your pals, bring your appetite, and bring your coins kinda day 💅

Eat something good. Buy something cool. Support someone local

We’ll be right here waiting…
but not for long

SpoonMe xoxo 💋

🌟 BIG NEWS FROM THE WEE GREEN SHED 🌟Right… we’re going for it 🏆 We’re entering the Nations Choice Food Awards 2026 And h...
01/05/2026

🌟 BIG NEWS FROM THE WEE GREEN SHED 🌟

Right… we’re going for it 🏆

We’re entering the Nations Choice Food Awards 2026
And here’s the thing…
it’s completely decided by YOU 🫵

No critics. No fancy panels.
Just the people who actually turn up, grab a crumble, and scrape the tub clean 😋

This year we’re in:
🥧 Dessert Destination of the Year
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland’s Food Business of the Year

And we’re not gonna lie… this would mean everything to us

From starting out with nothing…
to building Scotland’s first crumble bar…
to serving you lot week in, week out…

This is one of those proper “this could change things” moments

📲 TO VOTE:

Text the following to 07960303284

DESS – THE CRUMBLEOLOGIST, GLASGOW
SCOT – THE CRUMBLEOLOGIST, GLASGOW

That’s it. Done in seconds. Massive for us.

If you’ve ever:
– had a crumble & custard
– told a pal about us
– stood in a queue at the Barras, a Market or Event
– or just backed us on our socials

This is your chance to be part of it 💜

🍏 Drop “Voted” when you’re done
🍏 Tag someone you’ve shared a crumble with
🍏 Stick it on your story and help us spread the word

Let’s show them what a gluten-free, street food crumble bar from Scotland can really do 🥧🎉

If you needed a sign to leave the house this weekend… this is itSAT 2ND & SUN 3RD MAY 👇📍 Yardworks Festival –  SpoonMe U...
29/04/2026

If you needed a sign to leave the house this weekend… this is it

SAT 2ND & SUN 3RD MAY 👇

📍 Yardworks Festival –
SpoonMe UK only (banana pudding that’s gone viral for a reason 😏)

📍 The Barras Market –
The Crumbleologist bringing the heat 🔥
Warm crumbles & custard / Crumblegatos / Crumble sundaes
SpoonMe UK chilled banana puddings

SUNDAY 3RD MAY 👇

📍 Chatelherault Market –
Hot crumble. Pouring custard. No messing.
Chilled banana pudding on the side

Everything crumble = 100% gluten-free & coeliac safe (mostly plant-based)

Puddings = gluten-free & dairy-free

You could stay in…
or you could be standing in a queue holding the best crumble & custard of your life

Your weekend. Your decision 😏🔥

NEW FLOOR!So we're doing a bit of cleaning, fitting and updating the wee green shed on Suffolk Street  It's looking so g...
28/04/2026

NEW FLOOR!

So we're doing a bit of cleaning, fitting and updating the wee green shed on Suffolk Street

It's looking so good with the new heavy duty Lino from Linoland Flooring, 5 Kent street, Glasgow, United Kingdom, G40 2SR

Can wait to start dancing on it 😂

STOP SCROLLING. START CRAVING.This weekend we’re out here doing what we do best…serving up hot, golden crumble absolutel...
20/04/2026

STOP SCROLLING. START CRAVING.

This weekend we’re out here doing what we do best…
serving up hot, golden crumble absolutely drowning in custard

The kind that steams in your hands.
The kind that makes you go quiet after the first bite.
The kind you weren’t planning on getting… but now you need it.

FRIDAY


SATURDAY




SUNDAY




100% GLUTEN-FREE
Mostly plant-based
0% chance you’re sharing it

You can stay home…
or you can follow the smell of warm crumble and make your weekend significantly better

Your move 😏🔥

🚨 THIS WEEKEND WITH THE CRUMBLEOLOGIST 🚨Sun’s out (apparently), birds are chirping, and we’re out here serving the warme...
07/04/2026

🚨 THIS WEEKEND WITH THE CRUMBLEOLOGIST 🚨

Sun’s out (apparently), birds are chirping, and we’re out here serving the warmest, most ridiculous crumble & custard in Scotland

Here’s where you’ll find us 👇

SATURDAY 14TH
📍 Stepps Food Market (10am–2pm)
📍 Lanark Market (10am–3pm)
📍 The Barras Market (10am–4pm)

SUNDAY 15TH
📍 The Barras Market (10am–4pm)
📍 Chatelherault Market (10am–3pm)
📍 Dunfermline Market (11am–3pm)

Hot crumble. Pouring custard. Zero gluten. Maximum vibes.

If you’re anywhere near one of these…
you’ve got no excuse

Bring a pal. Bring your maw. Bring an appetite.
Or don’t… and live with the regret

We’ll see you there 😏🔥

CALLING ALL GOTHS!Get yourself along to Brown's Lane, Paisley Saturday 28th March12pm to 9pm
28/03/2026

CALLING ALL GOTHS!

Get yourself along to Brown's Lane, Paisley
Saturday 28th March
12pm to 9pm

Address

The Barras Market
Glasgow
G40TT

Opening Hours

Saturday 10am - 4pm
Sunday 10am - 4pm

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