Crafty Monkey Brewing Co

Crafty Monkey Brewing Co Born from 30 years of graft on Teesside, Crafty Monkey brews proper, traditionally crafted ales and lager with no shortcuts.

What started in a farm outbuilding is now a growing brewery sharing great beer far and wide. 🍻

When you're 20, you look for the busiest pub.When you're 40, you look for the nearest chair. 🍺😂
13/06/2026

When you're 20, you look for the busiest pub.

When you're 40, you look for the nearest chair. 🍺😂

Hoptimism 🍺The unwavering belief that no matter how bad the day has been...Once we get to the pub, it'll all be fine.We'...
12/06/2026

Hoptimism 🍺

The unwavering belief that no matter how bad the day has been...

Once we get to the pub, it'll all be fine.

We've all got that one mate who runs entirely on Hoptimism. 👇😂

The Monkey Dictionary isn't just words...Sometimes it's simply our thoughts and opinions. 🍺**"You can't buy happiness, b...
11/06/2026

The Monkey Dictionary isn't just words...

Sometimes it's simply our thoughts and opinions. 🍺

**"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a pint. Is there a difference?"**

Answers on a beer mat please.


We all know a Draft Dodger.Tag yours below. 👇😂
10/06/2026

We all know a Draft Dodger.

Tag yours below. 👇😂

Beeriodic Table 🍺The complex scientific process of examining every beer on the bar before ordering the one you always dr...
09/06/2026

Beeriodic Table 🍺

The complex scientific process of examining every beer on the bar before ordering the one you always drink anyway.

We've all done it.

It's only Tuesday.....but the hops are happy, the malt is dancing, and the monkey is already celebrating. 🍻🐒Brewing beer...
09/06/2026

It's only Tuesday...
..but the hops are happy, the malt is dancing, and the monkey is already celebrating. 🍻🐒

Brewing beer is serious business.

Taking ourselves too seriously isn't.

Whatever your week looks like, don't forget to have a laugh along the way.

Drink responsibly. Laugh often.

Have a great Tuesday from all of us at Crafty Monkey Brewing Co.

BARELY!!
08/06/2026

BARELY!!





Aleucination 🍺The belief that one more pint is definitely a good idea.Tag the mate who always says, "Go on then, just on...
08/06/2026

Aleucination 🍺

The belief that one more pint is definitely a good idea.

Tag the mate who always says, "Go on then, just one more..." 👇

🚨 EMERGENCY MONDAY KIT 🚨For those suffering from an acute case of Monday...Recommended dosage:☕ 1 Coffee🥓 1 Bacon Sandwi...
08/06/2026

🚨 EMERGENCY MONDAY KIT 🚨

For those suffering from an acute case of Monday...

Recommended dosage:

☕ 1 Coffee
🥓 1 Bacon Sandwich
⚡ 1 Energy Drink
🦺 1 Hard Hat
🔧 A handful of tools
🍺 Something to look forward to later

Side effects may include:
• Excessive clock watching
• Complaining about Mondays
• Counting down until Friday
• Sudden improvement after finishing work

Stay strong everyone. We've got this. 💪🐒

What's the one thing you couldn't survive Monday without?

Pubstitute 🍺The pub you end up in because your first choice was full.Tag a mate who's introduced you to a great Pubstitu...
07/06/2026

Pubstitute 🍺

The pub you end up in because your first choice was full.

Tag a mate who's introduced you to a great Pubstitute. 👇

Address

26 Burn Road
Hartlepool
TS251PL

Telephone

+447572828065

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