The Crafty Cleaver

06/09/2026

It's our special offer pack week coming up!
All this for £30 🔥

Same process as usual, comment which day you would like to collect, collections are available from Thursday 10th to Saturday 12th 🙂

In this pack you have.....
1kg Gammon Joint
15 Meatballs
4 Chicken Breast
450g Diced Beef
450g Steak Mince
6 Pork Sausages
6 Rashers of Back Bacon
Box of Fowler's Eggs

In order to keep the pack at the special offer price unfortunately no substitutions can be made 🙂

03/09/2026

We would like to wish the man behind the scenes a very Happy Birthday 🎈🎉
The king of his empire, the founder of the crafty cleaver, the one who never knows what text is going to come through from us next (we like to keep him on his toes), a very dear friend. We hope you're having a great day Dave, lots of love ❤

02/09/2026

Tables are booking up fast for this one!
To avoid disappointment, if you are thinking about attending our collaboration evening, please give the Heathfield Inn a call to book your table on 01404 371357.
We are really looking forward to showing you what can be done with our craft butchery items, and looking forward to working alongside our sister company for the evening ❤

01/09/2026

🎄 Dare we say it, our Christmas diary is now open 😬

​Behind the scenes, prep is already well under way to make sure everything is perfect for the big day.

As any butcher will tell you, Christmas is our absolute busiest time and preparation is everything. That’s why we’re opening up our order book early 🙂

​Our popular Christmas meat packs will be available again, we are just finishing the final touches on them. We’ll be posting full details of what’s included in each pack very soon, so keep your eyes peeled for those!

We'll also be running our early bird Christmas special offer pack next month again for you to take home to freeze until the big day! Keep a lookout on our page so you don't miss out on those extra savings.

​We know it's early and many of you don't even want to think about Christmas yet, you wouldn't believe how many people have already asked us over the last 3 weeks if we were taking orders yet!
But for those who do want to get your orders in now, or have any enquiries, pop in and see us, or give us a message 🙂

28/08/2026

We are a little bit excited to be doing this!

28/08/2026

Tonight’s the night! 🎸

We’ve got One For The Road taking over The Heathfield Inn from 8pm tonight! 🎶

Come down and enjoy the music - we’ll see you at the bar! 🍻

27/08/2026

BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND SPECIAL

​2 for £5 deal on our craft butchery items!

​Handcrafted in-house by us, our eye-catching display is packed with a huge variety of our most popular ready-to-cook favourites.

​Easy Cooking: Perfect for a quick air fry or oven bake

​Meal Ready: Pair with a fresh side salad, seasonal veg, rice, or potatoes

​Freezer Friendly: Suitable for home freezing

​Opening Hours This Weekend:

​Friday: 9:00 AM – 4:00 PM
​Saturday: 9:00 AM – 2:00 PM

​Offer ends at close of business Saturday! Pop in early to grab your favourites before they sell out 👀

27/08/2026

All set for another season ⚽

The eldest of our clan. Check out Upottery Football Club page for upcoming fixtures 🙂

📣 PLAYER SPONSOR

Cody Skinner is once again being sponsored by The Crafty Cleaver- thank you for continuing your support.
🦦

26/08/2026

It is National Burger Day tomorrow!
(Thursday 27th August)

All our burgers will be at the special price of £1.00 each, for one day only 🍔

All our burgers are made from scratch by ourselves, hand pressed out by whichever one of us who has lost at 'rock, paper, scissors' 😉😂

In the counter we have made.......
Pork and apple burgers
Steak burgers
Lamb and mint burgers
Lamb shawarma burgers
Pork,apple and herb burgers
Peppered steak burgers

Call in tomorrow to stock up for upcoming bbqs or just to cook for an evening meal.
Suitable for home freezing too 🙂

22/08/2026

We are Saturday ready!
You will find in the counter today...
Mozzarella meatballs , our homemade faggots, racks of lamb, burgers, sausages, craft butchery items, tapas, bbq items & so much more!
The boys have been busy 🙂
So if you are having a mooch around gate to plate today, pop in & see us, we are open until 2pm 😎