The Spud Van - Hyde Market

10/09/2026

✂️ “The Spud’s gone for a trim!”

Your favourite jacket potato’s taken a break from Hyde Market to get their roots touched up at Carl’s Barbers — because even a spud needs to look sharp for serving day.
Ones sat in the chair already, cape on, eyes wide, wondering if Carl’s going to give him a skin fade or just peel a bit off the top.

📍Carl’s Barbers — where legends and spuds alike get the full treatment.
💈Open Monday through to Saturday from 9:00.
scissors at the ready! ✂️

09/09/2026

🌟🌟🌟Today’s Hot Line‑Up (aka central heating in a potato):

🥔Beans — the classic, the cosy, the winter hug
🥔Chilli con carne — spicy, hearty, and hotter than your electric bill
🥔Ham & mushroom peppercorn — creamy, rich, and absolutely elite
🥔Chicken tikka — warm, comforting, and full of flavour
🥔Chicken madras — the one that makes your nose run in the best way
🥔Cauliflower cheese — molten, cheesy goodness
🥔Broccoli cheese — creamy, green, and ridiculously satisfying

🔥 If you’re cold… come get fed.
Your jacket potato will come out piping hot, fluffy, and loaded with whatever deliciousness your soul needs today.

Hyde Market Square — the van’s warm, the ovens are hotter, and your lunch is about to be glorious.

08/09/2026

🥔🔑 SPUD VAN x KEY MAN PAUL — MINI CHAOS DROP 🔑🥔

Hyde Market’s favourite double‑act are back:
Paul’s cutting keys, I’m serving spuds, and together we’re causing the kind of mild chaos people secretly enjoy.

If you need a key, go to Key Man Paul.
If you need a spud, come to The Spud Van.
If you need entertainment, just stand between us.

07/09/2026

🥔 BREAKING NEWS:
One of the spuds tried to call in sick this morning. Said it was “emotionally unprepared for Monday.”
I told it to get a grip — nobody’s emotionally prepared for Monday, that’s why we add cheese.

04/09/2026

04/09/2026

FRIDAY.
The day when your boss pretends to be productive and you pretend your jacket potato is part of a balanced diet.

Lucky for you, The Spud Van is serving pure weekend fuel:
Chicken madras, cauliflower cheese, broccoli cheese, ham & mushroom peppercorn… basically everything except your willpower.

Come grab a spud before I eat all the toppings myself.

02/09/2026

☔️ If you don’t fancy hanging about in the rain.
ring 07763735075 with your order,
pop down, collect, and you’re straight back in the dry.

Hot jackets ready.
Quick collection.
No queue. No faff.
🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔

01/09/2026

🌧️🔥 After That Cold, Rainy Weekend… You Deserve a Proper Spud

🥔🥔🥔🥔 Hyde, that weekend was a write‑off.
Cold. Wet. Grey. The kind of weather that makes you question every decision you’ve ever made.

But it’s Tuesday now, we’re back, the ovens are hot, and today’s jackets are so warm and comforting they should’ve been available on prescription over the weekend.

If you spent the last few days shivering under a blanket, today’s your comeback: 🥔🥔🥔🥔