30/08/2026
🚨 **POLICE HAVE ISSUED A WARNING.** 🚨
A dangerous character has been spotted in Kendal.
Known only as...
🍔 **THE KOREAN MOBSTER** 🍔
Last seen carrying:
🥩 A juicy 6oz beef patty
🧀 American cheese
🧅 Korean sticky onions
🥒 Pickled cucumber
😈 And an alarming amount of Mob Boss Mayo
Authorities advise members of the public **not to approach without a napkin.**
Witnesses report the suspect is:
Sweet.
Spicy.
And very much up to no good.
One victim was overheard saying:
*”I only meant to have one bite...”*
He has not been seen since. 😂
This burger doesn’t ask politely.
It makes you an offer you can’t refuse...
Then steals your appetite, your dignity and probably your shirt.
📅 **BETWEEN THE BUNS BURGER NIGHT – NEXT THURSDAY**
If you see **THE KOREAN MOBSTER**...
Don’t panic.
Just order one.
🍔🇰🇷 **SWEET. SPICY. AND UP TO NO GOOD.**