Funky Cellar

Funky Cellar Delicatessen, Cheese & Wine Shop and Bar, selling quality vintage goods.

Funky Cellar is a concept store bathed in a 70s/80s decor at the heart of Old Spitalfields market.

Last chance to join us this Saturday! 🍷🧀☀️This Saturday at Funky Cellar, we’re heading to the sun-soaked vineyards of Ca...
02/06/2026

Last chance to join us this Saturday! 🍷🧀☀️

This Saturday at Funky Cellar, we’re heading to the sun-soaked vineyards of Catalonia for a special afternoon of wine, cheese, and discovery with Vinjoyment. From fresh Mediterranean coastal wines to elegant mountain-grown bottles, you’ll explore a hand-picked selection that showcases why Catalonia is one of Spain’s most exciting wine regions. Every wine has been crafted in harmony with nature and will be perfectly paired with delicious cheeses.

As an extra treat, all attendees will receive 10% off wines and cheeses purchased at Funky Cellar on the day. Whether you’re a seasoned wine lover or simply curious to learn more, this relaxed tasting is open to everyone.

📍 Funky Cellar, Old Spitalfields Market
🗓️ Saturday 6 June
⏰ 3pm – 4:30pm

Smoked Trout, Wakame & Crème Fraîche: fresh, delicate, and full of flavour.Move over salmon, smoked trout is the underra...
29/05/2026

Smoked Trout, Wakame & Crème Fraîche: fresh, delicate, and full of flavour.

Move over salmon, smoked trout is the underrated star of the table. Delicate, richer in flavour, more refined, and with a beautifully clean finish that pairs perfectly with a glass of wine.

Silky smoked trout paired with refreshing wakame and smooth crème fraîche for the perfect balance of richness and brightness. Best enjoyed with a chilled glass in the sun at Funky Cellar.

Good food, good wine, no rush. 🍷

25/05/2026

Monday bank holiday blues cured the only way we know how ☀️🍷

Quentin’s baking in the Spitalfields sun with a bottle of wine in hand… and honestly, same.

If you’re feeling the heat, come cool off at Funky Cellar with a glass of wine, spritz, beer or whatever refreshment your Monday needs. Sunshine, good vibes and drinks flowing all day long 🍇✨

We’re open until 10PM today, see you in the sun.

London is finally bringing the heat ☀️🍷This Bank Holiday weekend, escape to the terrace at E1 and cool down with our hom...
22/05/2026

London is finally bringing the heat ☀️🍷

This Bank Holiday weekend, escape to the terrace at E1 and cool down with our homemade Funky Cellar sangria: freshly made, ice cold and perfect for long sunny afternoons on Spitafields.

Good music, great drinks, food coming out all day and the best energy in East London. Whether you’re stopping by for one drink or staying until late, we’ve got your Bank Holiday plans covered.

See you in the sun 🌞🍊🍷

Bank Holiday sunshine incoming with Goku at Funky ☀️🍷With beautiful weather on the horizon, there’s no better time to st...
20/05/2026

Bank Holiday sunshine incoming with Goku at Funky ☀️🍷

With beautiful weather on the horizon, there’s no better time to stock up on proper bottles for the long weekend, whether it’s park hangs, garden lunches, rooftop evenings, or slow, sunny sessions with friends.

One producer we’re especially excited about at Funky Cellar is Judith Beck from Burgenland, Austria 🇦🇹

A true pioneer of biodynamic and low-intervention winemaking, Beck creates wines that are vibrant, alive and full of personality. Everything is farmed organically and by hand, with minimal intervention in the cellar to let the grapes and terroir speak naturally. The result? Wines with incredible freshness, texture and energy, honest wines that feel joyful and effortless to drink.

Expect juicy reds bursting with cherry and wild-berry notes, silky textures, gentle spice, and that beautiful, earthy edge that natural wine lovers chase. Their famous “Ink” is dangerously drinkable, lightly chilled in the sun, while the Bambule range brings a slightly wilder, unfiltered side with deeper complexity and character.

These are bottles made for food, conversation and long afternoons turning into late nights 🍒✨

Whether you already love natural wine or you’re curious to discover why Austrian producers are becoming some of the most respected names in the scene, Judith Beck is a perfect place to start.

Come by Funky Cellar this Bank Holiday weekend and let us help you find the perfect bottle for the sunshine 🌞🍷

Prawns in Garlic Butter won’t go over a tenner! 🦐At Funky Cellar, we believe the best dishes come from simple ingredient...
18/05/2026

Prawns in Garlic Butter won’t go over a tenner! 🦐

At Funky Cellar, we believe the best dishes come from simple ingredients treated with care. Our prawns are selected for their freshness and quality, then gently cooked in a rich garlic butter infused with herbs and finished to bring out their natural sweetness.

Designed to be shared around the table with good wine and good company, this dish celebrates honest flavours, quality produce, and the relaxed spirit of the cellar. Comforting, generous, and full of character, the kind of plate that keeps you reaching back for one more bite. ✨🍷

Jersey Oysters, Shallots Vinegar, as fresh as it gets. 🦪Sourced straight from the coast, these Jersey oysters are all ab...
13/05/2026

Jersey Oysters, Shallots Vinegar, as fresh as it gets. 🦪

Sourced straight from the coast, these Jersey oysters are all about purity and precision. Raised in the famously clean, mineral-rich waters around Jersey, where strong tides and ideal conditions create oysters with that perfect balance of briny freshness and sweetness.

Served chilled with a sharp shallot vinegar to lift every bite: simple, clean, and exactly how they should be.
Pull up, grab a few, and soak in the Funky vibe, good people, good music, and that effortless atmosphere.

Only £3.5 each. Easy decision.

Meet Nathan 👋One of our super talented chefs here at Funky Cellar: the man behind some of the amazing dishes coming out ...
06/05/2026

Meet Nathan 👋

One of our super talented chefs here at Funky Cellar: the man behind some of the amazing dishes coming out of the kitchen and an all-around great guy to have on the team and great to have around daily!

When it comes to his drink of choice, Nathan keeps it smart. His go-to? La Chouffe 0.5%: all the character, spice and depth you’d expect from Chouffe, just without the heavy hit.

Nathan’s choice is simple: stay sharp, feel good, and still enjoy the ritual. Whether it’s a busy service, an early start, or just wanting balance, low-alcohol options like this keep things social without slowing you down.

Less alcohol means:
– clearer mornings
– better energy
– no compromise on taste

At Funky Cellar, we’re all about choice: full flavour, good times, your way.

Ask for Nathan’s pick next time you’re in 🍻

Here’s Ror with one of our favourite wines, the Muscadet Gabbro by 💙🖌️
13/12/2024

Here’s Ror with one of our favourite wines, the Muscadet Gabbro by 💙🖌️

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Opening Hours

Tuesday 11am - 7pm
Wednesday 11am - 10pm
Thursday 11am - 10pm
Friday 11am - 10pm
Saturday 10am - 10pm
Sunday 10am - 7pm

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+442072477437

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