Distortion Brewing Company

07/06/2026

Congratulations to tonight’s quiz winners: The Stumblers!

Join us every Sunday for our weekly interactive pub quiz at 5pm in the taproom for the chance to win a £30 bar tab 🍻

03/06/2026

It’s World Cup month! Football is coming home and we’re showing all England’s group stage matches in our Battersea taproom.

⚽️ Wednesday 17th June - 9pm KO
⚽️ Tuesday 23rd June - 9pm KO
⚽️ Saturday 27th June - 10pm KO

Want to join us to watch? We’re taking bookings now via email: [email protected]

31/05/2026

A few snaps from our fifth birthday celebrations yesterday, thanks to much to everyone who came on down and celebrated with us for a mega day of Distortion beers, bbq, footie and DJs

Here’s to many more years of birthday celebrations at Distortion. Cheers 🍻

📸 Thank you for the photos!

30/05/2026

Our fifth birthday celebrations have begun, and here’s the big reveal you’ve been waiting for… our second birthday beer is a limited edition one batch beer. It’s a 4.2% New Zealand Lager, with Nelson Sauvin and Motueka hops.

Available on tap today, come on down the taproom to give it a go and join the celebrations!

29/05/2026

Introducing the first of our special Birthday beers that’ll be on tap this Saturday for our fifth anniversary celebrations: VIBE, a 3.7% Session Pale that’s made for easy drinking all day.

We’ve got another very special beer to announce too - but that’ll be revealed tomorrow so you’ll have to come down to try it out!

23/05/2026

HAVE YOU SEEN THE FORECAST? 100% of cold pints and shade served up right here at Distortion this weekend 🍻

20/05/2026

IT’S OUR BIRTHDAY! Distortion Taproom is turning five, and to celebrate, we’re throwing a mega birthday bash on Saturday 30th May - and you’re invited!

Join us from 1pm for plenty of birthday beers (including two special new ones launching on the day), plus a food truck, free gifts when you spend £10 (one per person, while stocks last) and a DJ to see you well into the evening.

Want to join? Drop us an email on [email protected] to book a spot or come along on the day! We can’t wait to celebrate 5 amazing years of our Battersea taproom.

📅: Sat 30th May
🕐: 1PM Onwards

17/05/2026

04/05/2026

Our weekly pub quiz has just upped its game, as we’ve partnered with to host a quiz with an interactive twist.

An interactive gameshow-style smartphone quiz, you can expect fun trivia, picture reveal questions, gameshow elements, fastest finger questions and even virtual horse racing!

The new quiz night kicks off on Sunday 10th May, running weekly on Sundays at 5pm as before.

Come on down and test your knowledge with a few cheeky pints to see off the Sunday scaries.

📧 Email [email protected] to book!

19/08/2025

New beer alert! Can't give too many details just yet, but one clue.....it's not a lager!