Distortion Brewing Company

Distortion Brewing Company Distortion Brewery and Tank Bar

20/08/2026

If you’re reading this, this is your sign to come down for a £5 pint tonight - now includes cider!

Our Sunday night quiz is on holiday… (but Andy’s not)! We’re still open for beers Wed to Sun and will share more details...
10/08/2026

Our Sunday night quiz is on holiday… (but Andy’s not)! We’re still open for beers Wed to Sun and will share more details for our popular Sunday night quiz at the end of the summer. In the meantime, stop by and join us for a pint in the sunshine!

A message from Andy: Quantum is back on tap! (But not for long)… come and get it while you can!
08/08/2026

A message from Andy: Quantum is back on tap! (But not for long)… come and get it while you can!

07/08/2026

Straight to Distortion for a £5 pint! That’s right, pints are just £5 all throughout August!

The quarterly Battersea Beer Trail is back and today it’s finishing at Distortion Taproom. 1. Start at any of the partic...
25/07/2026

The quarterly Battersea Beer Trail is back and today it’s finishing at Distortion Taproom.

1. Start at any of the participating venues and pick up a stamp card
2. Purchase a pint and you’ll get a stamp
3. Work your way around Battersea to pick up your stamps
4. Present your completed stamp card to the final venue (Distortion) and you’ll get some vouchers for completing the trail!

Running all day, kick off at Mondo Brewing Company Battersea Brewery or The Masons Arms and finish at Distortion Brewing Company 🍻

Big day of sport here at Distortion, so we thought we’d play our own game. Who’s getting sent off then?🏉 Rugby Union Nat...
11/07/2026

Big day of sport here at Distortion, so we thought we’d play our own game. Who’s getting sent off then?

🏉 Rugby Union Nations League
Fiji v England at 2pm
South Africa v Scotland at 4.40pm

⚽️ Football World Cup
England v Norway at 10pm

See you then!

IT’S COMING HOME! England are in the World Cup quarter-finals and we’re showing the game in the taproom this Saturday ni...
06/07/2026

IT’S COMING HOME! England are in the World Cup quarter-finals and we’re showing the game in the taproom this Saturday night!

Join us for beers and watch England take on Norway at 10pm. Drop Andy an email to book in: [email protected]

Address

647 Portslade Road
London
SW83DH

Opening Hours

Thursday 5pm - 10pm
Friday 4pm - 11pm
Saturday 1pm - 11pm
Sunday 2pm - 8pm

Telephone

+447557307452

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