Messyface

Messyface The healthy spread that tastes naughty. Made from just two natural ingredients.

04/09/2026

Making tomorrow morning’s breakfast tonight because freelance life is currently a bit chaotic πŸ₯£

I know I’ll thank myself in the morning when I can just grab this out the fridge.

Night oats, all the good toppings, and a generous spoonful of Messyface πŸ€ŒπŸ‡

Future me has been looked after.

29/08/2026

WHAT DOES THIS ACTUALLY TASTE LIKE? πŸ‘€

We asked people to try Messyface and tell us what they thought.

β€œNutty caramel.”

β€œLike it’s got walnuts in it.”

β€œIs that a caramel one?”

β€œOkay, I can’t figure that out.”

πŸ˜‚

Fair enough.

It’s made with just grape molasses and sesame tahini.

Maybe it’s just… Messyface.

25/08/2026

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS IN THE JAR? πŸ‘€

We hid the label and asked someone to guess what Messyface could be from the colour and consistency alone.

The first guess:

πŸ₯œ Peanut butter.

Not a bad guess.

It's thick, creamy and definitely has that kind of look.

But it's not peanut butter...

What would you have guessed?

22/08/2026

NO REFINED SUGAR. TASTES LIKE CARAMEL? πŸ‘€

We asked someone to describe the flavour of Messyface.

The answer?

Treacle toffee. Dates. Fudge. Caramel.

We'll happily accept all of those. πŸ˜‚

Messyface is made with grape molasses and sesame tahini, with no refined sugar added.

What does it taste like to you?

20/08/2026

WHAT DO MANCHESTER PEOPLE EAT FOR BREAKFAST? πŸ“

We asked people on the streets of Manchester what they had for breakfast.

Today's answer was strawberries.

Apparently grandma insists. πŸ˜‚

What did you have for breakfast today?

18/08/2026

I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO SAY YES. πŸ˜‚

We took Messyface out onto the streets to get people to try it.

The response?

β€œNo thanks.”

β€œPass.”

β€œNo.”

Still, we carried on.

Because eventually someone has to say yes...

16/08/2026

Messyface isn't from Britain.

It's from a brand new country...

πŸ‡πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ GRAPE BRITAIN.

So naturally, we need to decide what the country should eat next.

Cranberry? Chocolate? Gingerbread?

Or have we completely lost the plot with a Messyface cranberry chutney for Christmas turkey? πŸ˜‚

What flavour should Grape Britain invent next?

14/08/2026

β€œIs this a pleasurable experience?”

A perfectly normal question to ask someone you've just handed a jar of Messyface to in the street. πŸ˜‚

The verdict?

Yes.

And the best bit is that the sweet, datey flavour they picked up is actually from grapes. πŸ‡

Roasted sesame + grape molasses = Messyface.

And yes, we welcomed another citizen into Grape Britain. πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§

12/08/2026

How would you eat your Messyface?

Most people go for the obvious answer: toast.

But we got some other suggestions...

πŸ₯ž Pancakes with crispy bacon
πŸ₯£ Greek yoghurt
πŸ“ Fruit bowls
β˜•οΈ Coffee
πŸ₯― Bagels
πŸ”₯ Even a stir fry!

Now we're curious.

What's the best thing you've put Messyface on?

09/08/2026

We definitely need a bigger hole. πŸ˜‚

Finlay tried to drizzle some Messyface over his soft serve ice cream.

What followed was less of a drizzle and more of a full-body workout.

We're working on the bottle. Promise.

The important bit: once he finally got some on the ice cream, he was very happy with the result. 🍦

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