The Alchemists Cupboard

01/05/2026

Bank Holiday Sale Now On!!!

10/04/2026

It’s been a while… but we’re back with another one of our volume 2 treats!!!

NEW - RHUBARB & PEAR

Available in Short & Long fills - 250ml Bottle Shots and 30ml Concentrate.

Available on store now!!

04/12/2025

Be prepared for the V**e Tax, coming October 2026, with our NEW 20mg Ni****ne Salt Shot (50/50)

Our cheapest Ni****ne Shot, designed with the Tax in mind. So stock your cupboards now, while they are only £1 - fixed price until October 1st 2026.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!

04/12/2025

Our Black Friday offers are coming to an end.

Limited stock left on hardware but juices and discounts aplenty!

Ohh, and a boozy Xmas special ltd edition that’s now on store.

14/11/2025

New Product’s Aplenty in your favourite magical cupboard, with early access Black Friday offers for existing customers only!

31/10/2025

👀 customer notes 👌

15/08/2025

Football kicks off tonight and we’ve decided to launch a Fantasy Football League.

Top prize is £100 store credit for the league winner & £50 for the cup winner.

Follow the link : https://fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/qjm3na

Or use code qjm3na

Let’s get ready to rumble 🧚

Official Fantasy Premier League 2025/26. Free to play fantasy football game, set up your fantasy football team at the Official Premier League site.

18/07/2025

👀🧚 on store now ❤️

We’ve dropped them early, for our customers only!

Available everywhere else from Monday/Tuesday

Oh, plus we’ve dropped a cheeky 20% OFF ALL
Pixie Juice products this weekend.