02/07/2026
Public announcement… our local magpies have officially declared war on us! 🙈🐦🥚
The black-and-white bandits have been having a field day lately. They’ve started following our delivery vans, waiting for us to drive off before launching a full-scale raid on your eggs! They’re getting far too clever. 👀😂
Want to outsmart them? Leave a box, Tupperware tub, bucket, plant pot, or any other “egg bunker” on your doorstep and we’ll hide your eggs inside.
If your milk bottle tops have also become a magpie snack, a fabric conditioner cap fits nicely as a temporary replacement. Who knew? 🤷♂️🥛
If you’ve been hit by the Magpie Mafia, let us know so we can keep an eye on the trouble spots and protect future deliveries! 🥚🚚
Stay safe… and keep those eggs under cover! 😂☀️