Functional Drinks Club

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Functional Drinks Club Kombucha Club + Alcohol Free Drinks Club, under one roof at the Otley Taproom. Wellness, no woo. Turns out, it wasn’t. This is where the comeback starts.

I spent my 20s and 30s chasing success, chasing beers, and burning the candle at both ends. But by my 40s, I was burnt out, bloated, and wondering is this it? I built Functional Drinks Club to help men like me. Fathers, grafters, leaders, find their energy, rebuild their strength, and live hangover-free. It’s not about being perfect. It’s about showing up better every day. This brand is my journey. And it can be yours too.

Yes, I put my face in every bottle. When you have your own range of Kombucha on the shelves, then you too can have your...
21/10/2026

Yes, I put my face in every bottle. When you have your own range of Kombucha on the shelves, then you too can have your face in fridges across the land.

You can buy it from the Otley Taproom or order online for UIK wide delivery.

I can’t think of anything better than seeing my smiling face looking right back at you every time you open your fridge.

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Which alcohol-free swap suits your habit? Used to love a glass of red? Try the ILEX Saint-Émilion Merlot. Pints were you...
19/10/2026

Which alcohol-free swap suits your habit?

Used to love a glass of red? Try the ILEX Saint-Émilion Merlot.

Pints were your thing? Burnside Wayfinder l***r.

G&T at six o'clock? Pathfinder botanical spirit with tonic.

All three tried and tested by me, so you're not pouring money into fizzy disappointment.

Can't choose? Build a mixed box and work it out for yourself.

Site-wide discounts available at Alcoholfreedrinksclub.com.

I’ve started a newsletter. Against medical advice.The Secret Diary of Kombucha Kev, aged 46¾. One man’s attempt to live ...
19/10/2026

I’ve started a newsletter. Against medical advice.

The Secret Diary of Kombucha Kev, aged 46¾. One man’s attempt to live longer without being insufferable about it.

Progress report:

✅ Kombucha intake
✅ Spreadsheet-staring
❌ Jawline
❌ Getting my partner to marry me

Every Saturday at 11am: what I’ve been up to, what I’ve been drinking, and the week’s gut science, minus the hype. Fact-checked so I don’t get sued.

The cats walked out on Issue 1. The guinea pigs gave it a standing ovation.

Swipe through and pick a side 👉

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17/10/2026

What have we got on tap today at Functional Drinks Club?

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We’re finally in our flow with the space and what we offer at Functional Drinks Club.
16/10/2026

We’re finally in our flow with the space and what we offer at Functional Drinks Club.

16/10/2026

If you came down to our tea mixology workshop then get yourself down to try the blend that has come back from the workshop.

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15/10/2026

We've got a new banger AF L***r on draught at Functional Drinks Club in Otley just for a short time. It's a limited edition and we're the only place in Leeds that has got it in.

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13/10/2026

This is one of my go to kombuchas when I fancy something instead of an AF w**e. It’s all about the mouthfeel and taste.

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Another solid line up of kombucha about to be packed and shipped out. Pick and mix from over 60+ Raw Kombuchas at Kombu...
13/10/2026

Another solid line up of kombucha about to be packed and shipped out. Pick and mix from over 60+ Raw Kombuchas at Kombucha Club.

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Six o'clock, and the hand still reaches for the usual pint. Fair enough. There's a Burnside Wayfinder in the fridge now ...
13/10/2026

Six o'clock, and the hand still reaches for the usual pint. Fair enough. There's a Burnside Wayfinder in the fridge now with proper l***r character - crisp, cold, 0.5% ABV - and it does the same job.

Same 6pm, same glass, no lecture, none of the smugness. Just a l***r that tastes like a l***r. That's my experience, not a promise.

Order online at alcoholfreedrinksclub.com

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Address

7 Manor Square
Otley
LS213AP

Opening Hours

Tuesday 10am - 2pm
Wednesday 10am - 4pm
Thursday 10am - 3pm
Friday 10am - 4pm
Saturday 10am - 4pm

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