07/09/2026
🚨 ARMOURED NAAFI — SITREP — OPEN 8th SEPTEMBER 🚨
Right, troops… SITREP from HQ! 🫡
As you’re all aware, we’ve been AWOL for the last couple of weeks. But don’t worry — we haven’t gone anywhere! 😂
Due to an ambush of work and family commitments, we simply haven’t had the time to get the NAAFI out on operations over the last couple of weeks…
BUT… ROGER THAT — THE MISSION CONTINUES! 🫡
One of our regular helpers, who’s been with us pretty much as long as we have, will be taking command and keeping the NAAFI on active duty! 🚐💨
So, troops, rest assured the van has been left in very capable hands. Nothing has changed:
🍔 Same food
🍛 Same curry
🫡 Same face
😂 Same banter
😬 And unfortunately… the same attitude!
So there’s no need to raise the alarm — normal service will resume from 8th September! 🚨
📞 Check the poster below for the latest updates and our new contact number.
It’s been an absolutely mental summer campaign, so we’ve just had to make a little tactical withdrawal for a short while. Nothing dramatic — just a quick regroup, refuel and prepare for the next OP!
Thanks, as always, for all your continued support, troops. 🖤
ARMoured NAAFI — MISSION CONTINUES.
OUT. 🫡🚐💨
