31/05/2026
Sula’s Official Event Report 🐾
The day began with a serious oversight when my humans forgot to load the most important item into the van: me.
Thankfully, I had anticipated this possibility and concealed myself in the footwell until the journey was underway. I then made my grand entrance, much to everyone’s surprise and obvious relief. Although, they had forgotten key items relating to my care. My lead for starters.
Fortunately, a very kind lady stepped in and loaned us one, preventing me from becoming a free-range spaniel.
Once my owners shock had worn off, I spent the day:
🌊 Conducting sea quality inspections (excellent paddling conditions. I even got sand up my snout)
🍓 Sampling local produce (strawberries passed quality control)
🎈 Supervising Marcy on the bouncy castle (a highly unpredictable piece of equipment)
🚐 Guarding the van from suspicious activity
👀 Monitoring all arrivals, departures and snack distribution
💩 Demonstrating why biodegradable shopping bags should be considered essential event equipment 💩💩 (yes, the staff forgot to pack the poo bags too)
I also spent some time perfecting my “long-suffering working dog” expression whenever my humans appeared to be enjoying themselves without consulting me first.
Overall verdict: 10/10 day. Arbroath Market, very well done.
Would attend again.
Provided someone remembers my lead and sea poo bags next time.
— Sula 🐾
Arbroath Market