01/04/2026
In their wisdom it looks increasingly likely that DEFRA will bring into force an amendment to the Injurous Weeds Act 1959 meaning superhot chilli varieties measuring over 1m Scovilles will soon become illegal to cultivate, harvest or consume. Departmental sources suggest this is in order to protect the public from stomach upset. Environmental benefits include a reduction in the use of perfectly drinkable water being used for each flush.
Penalties for infringement of the new rules carry a fine of up to 1 million Creme Eggs.....