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12/10/2026

some dream of Jeannie
some dream of home
I dream of Arna-Marie
and wi******er,
of llandrindod
and a silver dome
the Metropole

06/10/2026

Poe
that pot
smoking
high one

had a pet
and a poet
opposite
apposite
in turn

an intern
on a ten
year bender,
a tenure
on pe**te

the poet
and
the po faced
pet coyote,

one
hoisted
on his own
petard,
the other
foisted
on his disowned
pennant

perverts
inverts
converts
bastards
all

pictures aside
one's Pride
comes
before
Autumn,
the other's
before Fall

30/09/2026

fresh
king of the hill
29th street
deep cover
the edge

30/09/2026

bu gan fy mam
brws cans
glanhauwraig ydoedd
pen*silin
i'r pen*sel

29/09/2026

the da-da dance
(Sudan 1504)

Fung got rid
hosts ex grid,
did for foe

Kung po squid
costs six quid,
quid pro quo

kung fu kid
bossed brick Cid
mid dojo

gung ho sid
toasts quick kid's
hid mojo

jung, arkid,
notes s*x bid:
id nor ego

Yo
fried in dough
Freud or foe?
Lo and behold..dead dodo

22/09/2026

Helo ac Holi

Hola
Francis Ford Coppola
sut wyt ti'n copio
gydag ebola?
ynteu copian
ti'n gwneud
wrth siopan
am arf gyda
Chopin?
'na beth yw
hwpla

ti'n hala
dy wala
tra'n siopa
mae'n wir
ac ala hi'n
bananas
yn ei bola hir.
'watsia dy gala'
apelia,
'dwy'n dod o'r
Bala,'

sadia
neu fydd
Chopin
acapela
a hithe'n
troi'n
pili pala.
Nid adda ac efa
mohonoch
na chwaith epa
ar eu hôl,

am y tro ola
na chwaraea
drombons coch,
cuddia'r
tombola
tyn dy drons
can's rhaid i ti
gwpla,
Francis Ford Coppola,
smala
yw dy farf

rheola dy hun,
apeliaf
atat
ratatat
cer n'ôl
i ffatri
Rheola
w la la
galw mewn Twm
i'r alwminiwm
bwm bwm

yna
O Na...
hola fi

17/09/2026

did a gig where the audience were complimentary...i.e. i didn't have to pay for them to be there as i normally do

tony hopkins is looking rough
17/09/2026

tony hopkins is looking rough

16/09/2026

playback

i wrote a new ditty on nudity
also some ballads to ball ads
while i know they're not pretty
and are tied in with fads
they take care of the rent

i composed a sea shanti
that went on 'bout chianti
cos when i did write it
the ocean had spirit
it was by the red sea, see

that 'ode to Mel' melody
i arranged for its harmony
but a glitch in accounts
paid out tiny amounts
to the tune of a tenor

i thought up some music
for my muse who was sick, yes a tune for Bardot, my sidekick and beau,
unfortunately she died

which just shows it's a jungle
some call it hack work
this world of quick jingle,
but who would dare shirk
from a well paid racket

so get your cans on and listen

13/09/2026

Below the Motorway

in the underpass
i see
flashing purple handstyles
dexterous graffiti
on the grey clad walls
the precast mile
mocked and shocked
by scribbled fat pieces,
crowded out concrete
distracting
from the f***s - it's all very sick
all very neat -
yet obviated by
some
c**k and balls
beneath my feet

i might not
know much about art
but when its eye
follows you around
as you pause...
and then start within the theatre of cemental halls why, Dear Heart,
it's in the bag
a grand master
is at work
that's a cert,
M.Bater is his tag,
and after all,
this master's a jerk

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