04/09/2026
WEโVE ACCIDENTALLY LEAKED THE CHRISTMAS MENU ๐จ
Before anyone panicsโฆ itโs September. We know.
Weโre not putting the decorations up. Weโre not playing Mariah. Weโre not accepting complaints about the C-word just yet. ๐
BUTโฆ we may have been testing a few things ๐
Swipe through for a sneak peek at some definitely real dishes:
Smestive sbq Slam Berry Smack & Knees
(We think you know what this one actually isโฆ)
Smigs in Mankets
Wrapped inโฆ something. Probably.
Can you guess the rest?
Seriously though, we are taking bookings ready for Christmas parties ๐