05/05/2026
Popcorn is three weeks off her very first calving, and is pretty hacked off. She has the following queries, and would appreciate it if someone could provide some answers with all due haste.
Firstly, why is everyone else outside eating grass, and she is left in with only Navarone for company? He has terrible eating habits and snores. And he keeps looking at her.
Secondly, why did no one discuss the whole pregnancy thing in more detail? While she appreciates that her ‘get it here’ sign was certainly flashing, the consequences were not made clear. No one advised that getting up off the floor (or back down) would be nearly impossible or being comfortable would be out of the shed window for weeks. Or that her - let’s face it- glorious - shape would be replaced with a barrel. Her bump has its own postcode.
And what does ‘do you think it might be triplets’ mean? Because she’s heard it so many times in the past few weeks.