08/09/2026
🍕🚨 TUESDAY PIZZA EMERGENCY AT JAC’S COCINA! 🚨🍕
Right, we need to settle something VERY important today…
WHAT THE HELL BELONGS ON A PIZZA?! 😂🍕👇
🍕 Pepperoni? YES PLEASE.
🍕 Ham & mushroom? Classic behaviour.
🍕 Chicken & chorizo? Now we’re talking! 🔥
🍕 Extra cheese? Obviously… this isn’t a salad bar! 😂🧀
🍕 Something spicy enough to make you question your life choices? 🌶️🔥 Charlie approves!
And then there’s PINEAPPLE… 🍍👀
We’re not saying it’s wrong…
We’re just saying Charlie might quietly judge you while putting it on. 😂😂😂
👨🍳🍕 CHARLIE & JOHNNY — THE PIZZA MASTERS! 🏆
These two are in charge of the ovens today, creating pizza masterpieces while Colette has bravely taken on the REALLY difficult job…
☕ Drinking coffee
🗣️ Blathering absolute nonsense with the customers
😂 Getting involved in everyone’s business
👀 And generally making sure nobody eats their pizza in peace!
Basically… Colette is management. 🤣🤣🤣
So come on then… WHAT’S YOUR GO-TO PIZZA? 🍕👇
Tell us your favourite topping combo — and if you say pineapple, you’d better have a bloody good explanation! 😂🍍
🇪🇸 Ven a comer, have a cheeky pizza, grab una cerveza and join the banter! 🍺🍕❤️
Because at Jac’s Cocina, the pizza might be serious…
…but we’re definitely not! 😂
📍 Come hungry.
🍕 Leave happy.
🗣️ Expect banter.
🍍 Pineapple eaters — enter at your own risk. 😂
🍕😂🇪🇸🇬🇧