17/06/2026
“This just in…”
One final, cringey post to launch our new 8am to 9pm opening hours on Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays.
To be honest, we just had to do something about our evening customers - and, more worryingly, their little ones - spilling out on to the street.
It’s simply not safe, and creates a lot of stress for both patrons and staff.
So we decided that, to stop the previously inevitable sprawl, we are only serving people who have tables from now on.
To make this (theoretically) easier, we have started a QR-code ordering system. Just focus your phone’s camera on the link, and it will take you to our menu.
You can also order via the hatch… if you have a table.
To soften the blow further, we’ve also set up a selection of books and games for you to read or play at your spot outside for free.
You can even borrow one of the books (kids’ titles excluded) for a week: just leave your details at the counter.
Hopefully this breaking news isn’t too alarming.
We’ll keep you up to date with any developments.
Thank you, and goodnight!
