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Miss Sharon's view on life on her Little Farm in County Longford, Ireland 🇮🇪

Two Sheep Soapery

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14/06/2026

The goat saga continued.

I was up early & 'The goat' was still there. Not collected, despite me leaving a note pinned to the neighbours gate about afore mentioned GOAT....

So I heard him go past on his tractor & I walked down the road. He saw me & I waved at him. He went in his house.

I got in his yard, knocked on the door, no answer. I shouted at the top of my voice & believe me, I have a big gob, I scream at my own sheep & Goat every bloody day, JAMES!!!!

JAMES!!!

JAMES!!!

And I'm getting progressively more irate.

Still no JAMES.

Another farmer turns up & nods his head at me, 'Ye grand alrite'

Er no I'm not grand alrite, can you get....

Out slinks James out of his house.

Now James. Can you get your goat I've got in my field. I've had it since yesterday. I left you a note.

I didn't see it.

Well, it's got your dirty paw mark on it so you must of.

Did you feed the goat.....

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And can you get me a rope to catch him.

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯💣💣💣💣💣🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

James, I'm going back now. Sort yer own fu**in goat out.

So, him & his mate turn up. Spend 15 minutes running around my field trying to catch the animal then they corral him into the barn along with my sheep who by now are in a state of panic, not used to be chased by two strange men.

They frog march the fu**in goat out the gate with me with them, feed bag in hand down the main road to his farm. I open his gate
so they get in as theyre trying to control a wyly goat The goat gets put in a trailer.

Them pair walk off talking utter s**te, no kiss me fu**in arse, sorry me goat got in your place or f**k all.

So while it's been nice today & to take my mind off the goat situation, I hammered the s**te out of some pallets instead...
13/06/2026

So while it's been nice today & to take my mind off the goat situation, I hammered the s**te out of some pallets instead!

It's still here & no sight of my neighbour still retrieving it!

Great therapy!

I built my compost corner....

COMPOST CORNER!

Had a good dig of my sheep s**te pile & chucked alot of that in the first bay to get going. My back gave up after a while so I'll move the rest another day.

Well in the usual mad world of crazy c♡♡t & her farm animals, I go out to feed the gang this morning & find this 👿 No, i...
13/06/2026

Well in the usual mad world of crazy c♡♡t & her farm animals, I go out to feed the gang this morning & find this

👿 No, it's not mine.

🙈 No, I'm not fu**ing keeping it.

💓 Yes, it tried to have it's wicked way with Freya but she butted heads with, so that's off the cards.

💣 And yes, I'm in another fu**ing cunty mood AGAIN!

🔪🍖 If it gets out of my field before my neighbour arrives to collect it & eats my roses 🌹, I will fu**ing slaughter the damn thing.

04/06/2026

Jesus this is hilarious & couldn't of come at a better time 😂😂😂😂

It's all so true.

Where do I keep the animal medicines The Adventures of Mr Andy. 😂

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Absolutely thrilled today. The DAFM inspection of my holding went brilliantly.A fella phoned late this morning & asked i...
03/06/2026

Absolutely thrilled today. The DAFM inspection of my holding went brilliantly.

A fella phoned late this morning & asked if he could come & visit as he was local. I said of course!

So he turned up early this afternoon to check everything & he was very impressed with everything.

He took photos of all the fencing, their shed & all the electrical fencing etc which he said was brilliant. He also thought my clippex fencing was particularly brilliant I'd got & wished he could have it aswell! 😂

He said it looked a lovely set up & particularly liked Larry & remarked, He's HUGE 😂

Everyone loves Larry!

Very pleasant man (he owns a suckler herd) & had a good chin wag about cattle, sheep, farming & all kinds of agricultural matters.....in the piddling down of rain! 🤣

I looked like a drowned rat.

He answered all my questions I had that were on my mind which was great.

All my updated paperwork will be processed in the next 3 weeks after he's submitted them.

He was really helpful with the advice he gave & very pleasant.

So the little plan by the vegan animal rights person who made the complaint about my livestock 'not being looked after' & reported me as a 'welfare case' your spiteful little call really backfired.

Idiot!

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02/06/2026

Making marmalade from some satsumas/Tangerines I had.

Who else just loves to look at a nice book?This is just a very small collection of mainly my cooking books.In my soap ro...
30/05/2026

Who else just loves to look at a nice book?

This is just a very small collection of mainly my cooking books.

In my soap room I have a metal shelving rack full of various craft books & all kinds.

Some books I have are not in print anymore. I have one that is a encyclopaedia of crystals I bought in the 90s & to buy it as its so rare now it's really expensive on Amazon. I was really shocked.

The river cottage book is a really nice book.

I had to really tell Freya off this morning. I was stroking Boris & Larry & she came up to me & butted me in the shins!S...
29/05/2026

I had to really tell Freya off this morning.

I was stroking Boris & Larry & she came up to me & butted me in the shins!

So I shouted at her, shoved her away & she shouted back at me & I raised my arms & screamed at her & her face was quite a picture....of surprise 😮 like Oooh mommy is really mad with me, I've flipped the big bitch switch now 🤣

So she f**ked off into the field and lay down.

And my shin is bruised 👿

(I hope no one was watching me because they'd be right in thinking I am a absolute fruit loop 🤪)

The end.

Still doing Slimming world. I used to do go to group, then I did online, now I've swapped back to group again! I'm a tar...
28/05/2026

Still doing Slimming world. I used to do go to group, then I did online, now I've swapped back to group again!

I'm a target member now & my PAT (personal achievement target) is 11 stone 1 pound. Now a size 10/12.

I think I was around 25 with the pink hair & got to 16/17 stone possibly. Clothes size 20+. I remember those jeans being tight. I stayed that size until a few years ago & more probably. I just didn't even weigh myself.

I can go 3 pound either way of that to benefit of free weigh in every few weeks.

I weighed myself today (Thursdays is my weigh in at home).

I'm 10 stone 13.5 today.

Within 2 or 3 pounds either way, I've maintained my weight of an average of 11 stone since 30 October 2025.

I have not been this weight since when, I don't know, well, I don't when to be honest.

I have always been overweight & to be honest, it's been horrible.

This recent spell of really hot weather has been a really good test of the benefits of the loss of weight for me.

I have been doing the gardening & although I've been coming in every so often for drinks & a break because the sun was strong, I was not sweating at all.

I'm not saying the loss of weight has improved my back because strangely enough it hasn't. That is still as painful as ever & alot of time I'm out of action with it.

You would think a big loss of weight would help that but it hasn't for some reason.

The biggest & best thing I always stick to is having a good breakfast which is something I never used to do. Come hell or high water, I never miss my breakfast!

Now, I have a big bowl of porridge, made with full fat cottage cheese, egg, whole milk yoghurt, cooked blueberries & sometimes I add peanut butter to it. This is very filling & alot of the time I don't bother eating until my tea at 5pm. I might have some fruit midday or a SW biscuit bar with a coffee about 2/3 pm.

Alot of the time for my tea, I'll just have either salmon, some meat & potatoes & veg. Sometimes pasta with tuna. Really simple food cooked with minimal fat but the fat I do use is either lard, beef tallow or olive oil.

I've almost cut out eating bread as much as I like fresh bread. I find it really bloaty.

If I get a serious chocolate craving, I keep really dark chocolate in the fridge & have a few squares of that but if I want the cake, I'll have the bloody cake! 😂

I know it might sound funny but I don't really drink very much anymore. If I do, I dilute it alot in diet lemonade to stretch it into a long drink. I think the last episode with the vodka at Mr Andys has put me off for quite sometime now .....I got absolutely s**t faced, ended up being carried to bed by Mr A & was bad for a good two days 🤣

(never say never though & all that though...think we've all been there hey 😂)

So if you're watching your weight or busy watching someone loosing theirs....goodluck, it's bloody hard!







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