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22/08/2026

EAU DE PAANI.

Top note: Himalayan minerals.
Middle note: poor financial judgement.
Base note: lingering parental disappointment.

The only “eau” you’re actually supposed to drink.

Smells expensive. Tastes like water.
Lingers longer than your last situationship.

BLOODTHIRST ♦ STILL WATER. DEAD SERIOUS.

19/08/2026

₹500 popcorn. No questions.

₹700 cocktail. No questions.

₹399 coffee. No questions.

₹200 water.

Suddenly everyone is from the CBI.

Nothing activates financial discipline like hydration in a nice outfit.

Defend your purchase below. We won’t respect your answer.

BLOODTHIRST ♦ STILL WATER. DEAD SERIOUS.

23/07/2026

Your body whispers before it screams. 💧
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21/05/2026

We made water for people who pray to the wrong gods.

BloodThirst. Chapter I.
An Unholy Co creation.

23/04/2026

Quench the Bloodthirst. 🩸

Secure your supply at the link in our bio. Don’t leave your liver hanging.🖤💀

Address

C-12, Bank Colony, Krishna Nagar
Mathura
281004

Website

http://www.theunholy.co/

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