09/10/2026
My landlord is so greedy, even when I dream, he knocks on my door and says, “Dreaming is included in the rent, but sleeping is extra!” 🤣🤣
And when I told him I was broke, he said, “No problem, my friend. You can pay me in prayers, but I only accept cash for rent!” 😭😂
Landlords don't want tenants… they want monthly sponsors! 💀🤣