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13/08/2025

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13/08/2025

'You employed someone who is supposed to be a conductor or driving maruwa as air hostess. I have never seen any hostess with a strong face like this before. If she is depressed, let her sit down at home. I can’t pay half a million for a local flight and you will be giving me strong face. When hostesses want you to turn off your phone, they ask politely. You can’t be commanding me as if it was your father that booked a flight for me.' - Socialite Yhemolee

13/08/2025

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03/08/2024

30/07/2024

😂😂😂MAKE WE LAUGH SMALL😂😂😂

1. Your boyfriend dumped u 2 weeks before his wedding, Baby don't feel sad😢 at least u made it to semi finals.
Bravo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏😂😂😂

2. A man was angry with his wife, so he sends a message to d father-in-law
"Your product is not matching my requirements"
The father-in-law replies
"Warranty expired
Manufacturer is not responsible after seal is broken"
Who wins?🤔
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3. When a man marries the wrong woman, the devil leaves him alone because he is finished already.😝
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4. Some people prefer their relationship to spoil than their street transformer🤦
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5. Drinking alot of water can help you mind your business because you could spend most of your time urinating instead of gossiping.🤷
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6. Always be honest. A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any chicken?"
The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only chicken and puts it on the weighing scales. It weighs 1.5 kg.
The woman looks at the chicken and at the scales and asks, "Do you have one that's a bit bigger than this one, please?"
The butcher puts the chicken back into the fridge and then takes it out again, but this time when he puts it on the scales he craftily keeps his thumb on the scale pan. The scales now show 2 kg.
"That's wonderful," says the woman. "I'll take both of them, please!"😲
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7. TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
Some Girls Are Not Looking For a Relationship, They're Just Looking For Dataship, Airtimeship, Foodship, Walletship and moneyship.🚶🚶🚶🚶😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

8. Stop taking pictures in people's cars and at people's gates,
your village people will kill you for nothing thinking you have made it in life🤔😝
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9. Difficult to understand these business models.
Cigarette companies kil their best customers...
and Condom companies restrict their future customers!!😢
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10. Dancing with a fat girl is like

30/07/2024

APPRECIATION🥰: Female corper came back home to propose to her roadside mechanic lover who singlehandedly trained her in the University🥰❤️👏He accepted the proposal and they should be getting married soon🎊🌹

25/07/2024

Please no matter how sparking or clean you want your toilet 🚽to be. NEVER MIX THESE TWO TOGETHER 🙏

23/07/2024

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