17/07/2024
Laugh with Golden😂 😂
1. I bought gala yesterday only to find out that the production date is tomorrow abeg somebody help me oo
Are we now eating from the FUTURE? 🤔😂
2. It's not fair oh. Nobody wished me a happy birthday. Well, no problem, it's not my birthday today.
3. So despite all the problems we have in this country, I can't believe some people are somewhere right now having s£x, 😒 👩❤️💋👨
W!cked people!
4. Till today, I have always wondered what bride & groom always whisper to each other on their wedding day. 🤔 Anyway... I go marry soon make I see wetin I go whisper to am.
5. he never replied my messages but now am married he's sending me "Sweetheart I miss you" I never knew he preferred being a side boyfriend🤔🤷♂️
6. Those of you who couldn't do without their pen cover back then in primary school, hope you're now financial secretaries 🤔 🚶 nonsense!
7. Boys will be using
“Greet your boyfriend for me” to che¢k if you have boyfriend or not.. You wise for ya' mind ehn 😂😂
8. Dear guys, don't be the type that girls will call when they
want to eat barbeque fish. You are not a fisherman my brother. 🐟🐠🙎♂️
9. Since I saw my landlord’s wife coming out of a hotel room last week she has been bringing me food morning, afternoon and evening.
I wonder what is her problem. 🤔🤷♂️ 💁♀️
10. So because you bought a new car, you are now calling for Secondary School Reunion, so that u will see how your mates will be jumping out of keke abi??? And you think you can make heaven? 😏 Forget it!
11. Anambra girls be like, "My boyflend came to my loom and my loom mate said he's not lesponsible. If you were me won't you leact?". 🙎♀️...... Auntie leactia biko no mind them 🙋♂️
12. The way some girls comment LWTMP = (laugh wan tear my p@nt) on my post eeh I begin to think maybe I'll be tagging a tailor in each of my posts that will be amending the p@nties
🤔Shey e go good ni
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