Matakana Moonshine

Matakana Moonshine No need to re-mortgage your house, just enjoy some Matakana Moonshine and we’ll keep up the good w Matakana Moonshine.

was born of two blokes, one named Chris, who during the last century has variously flipped burgers, bagged sugar, hired out VHS Videos (hmm), broken air speed records (seriously), and made curtains. Falling on hard times Chris who could no longer afford his nightly dose of Bourbon, went bush and distilled Moonshine...as ya do. Chris, the inventor, is today our Chief Distillation Officer (CDO) busy

ing himself with all matters production, whilst impressing the ladies with his dancing...

The other half of “the bush” is Mark (nick-name Hobie). Cutting his teeth sweeping factory floors and blowing up fishbowls (those things explode big-time man!), Hobie then proceeded to flog stuff. Amongst a vast array of other stuff, he’s sold baths; security doors, tea cups, tiles, motor scooters, picnic hampers, dunnies, and machines that can stimulate...say no more! Hobie also found time to bum around the world picking up some foreign language skills along the way. Mark, our Hawker in Chief (hic) is such an avid fan of this pristine, pure, natural New Zealand range of spirits, that he’s determined to share the love world-wide!

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04/12/2025

When the tequila kicks in

He must hate that
30/11/2025

He must hate that

They didn't like that one
21/11/2025

They didn't like that one

Poor Dave
19/11/2025

Poor Dave

Happy Halloween
31/10/2025

Happy Halloween

This has rendered me most amused.
26/10/2025

This has rendered me most amused.

It really did 🥃
23/10/2025

It really did 🥃

Woops
22/10/2025

Woops

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Auckland

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