14/05/2026
š WINNER ANNOUNCEMENT š
The entries are in, our eyes have finally stopped watering from laughing at the comments, and the random picker has done its job.(Side note: That took so long I am never making a draw this complicated again. Seriously, I'm this close to flipping a table. Custom points system? Counting tags? What was I thinking?)
Anyway a massive thank you to everyone who liked, followed, shared, and exposed their most embarrassing moments in the comments. We are officially stoked to announce our 4 winners!
The 3 Mixed Box Winners:
1. Fleur Whaitiri
2. Andrew Izzo
3. Tracey Bennett
The Bonus Comedy Box Winner (Funniest Comment):
š Chaz BazChaz
Chaz managed to secure the bonus box by admitting he ended a professional phone interview with a fifty-something-year-old client with the words, "love you, mum." We are sending you a box of Nourish Bars immediately to ensure you get some fuel in your system before you accidentally propose to your boss on your next call.
Honorable mentions must go to Tee Sorenson for the rogue bra underwire meeting incident, and Nicole Crafar for driving off with a coffee on the roof while looking for the sunglasses already on her head. You ladies made our week. Winners, please send us a direct message with your delivery address so we can get your stashes dispatched to you ASAP.
Thanks again for liking, sharing and supporting us team!