18/06/2026
GOAT ISLAND BREWING HAS ARRIVED 🍺🐐
💥$6.99 EACH💥
Lil' Ripper XPA
Warning: We can’t recommend drinking while operating machinery… but Lil’ Ripper might just be the ultimate lawnmower beer. Perfectly balanced flavour cranked to 11, with a crisp, refreshing finish that's dangerously easy to drink. So easy, in fact, that even a goat might steal your lawnmower before you've finished the can. Some might even say it's the G.O.A.T.
Unphased Hazy Pale Ale
As the world burns, empires crumble, and chaos reigns supreme, Unphased stands defiant the beer for those who remain utterly calm while the sky itself falls. When the outlook is looking hazy and civilisation teeters on the edge, take your front-row seat to the apocalypse with juicy tropical flavours and a smooth hazy finish worthy of the end times.
Two beers. Two personalities. Which Goat Island legend are you reaching for first?