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Zany Zeus Zany Zeus is a boutique dairy company specialising in handcrafted organic cheese and dairy products.
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Last Friday, we had four tanks ready to roll, each holding around 1,000kg of milkOnce the feta has been made and moulded...
13/10/2026

Last Friday, we had four tanks ready to roll, each holding around 1,000kg of milk

Once the feta has been made and moulded, it’s moved into brine and held for a week.

From there, it’s carefully sliced and packed by our team, ready to make its way to your kitchen.

From start to finish, we’re hands-on with every stage of the process. It’s all part of making sure you’re getting the very best of our award-winning, handcrafted dairy. 💚

09/10/2026

We had such a great night at Mitre10 Upper Hutt’s garden night on Thursday! We made about 270 Halloumi burgers in 3 hours!

Thanks for having us Mitre 10 MEGA Petone, Upper Hutt & Porirua

08/10/2026

A look behind the scenes at Zany Zeus 👀

We welcomed Hutt South MP Chris Bishop through our Seaview factory today, giving him a look at what goes into making Zany Zeus products right here in Lower Hutt.

From milk coming through the doors to the team behind our award-winning cheeses, yoghurt and cultured dairy products, it was a chance to share a little more about what we do, how we make it, and the people behind Zany Zeus.

Thanks for stopping by!

07/10/2026

Tell us your favourite thing to make with a Zany Zeus product, and WIN!

We're giving away 4x $60 Zany Zeus cheese packs this NZ Cheese Month 🌟🧀

Wanna be in the draw to win? EASY!
📣 Just tell us your favourite thing to make using a Zany Zeus product in the comments below 👇

The sooner you enter, the more chances you’ll have to win.

Good luck ⚡️

Four winners will be chosen at the end of the month and the winner will be contacted directly. Must be over 18. Each winner will receive one cheese pack of $60 value. This giveaway is not sponsored, endorsed, or administered by Facebook/Instagram.

We’re heading to Garden Night at Mitre 10 MEGA Upper Hutt! 🌿🧀Come along for an evening of gardening tips, inspiration an...
06/10/2026

We’re heading to Garden Night at Mitre 10 MEGA Upper Hutt! 🌿🧀

Come along for an evening of gardening tips, inspiration and, of course, something delicious. We’ll be firing up the BBQ and cooking our Zany Zeus halloumi for you to try.

Gardening tips + hot halloumi straight off the BBQ = a pretty perfect spring evening if you ask us 👀

Register for the event in the post below 👇🏻

🌼Spring is here and we are excited to launch in to the season with our Spring Garden evening hosted by Mitre 10 MEGA Upper Hutt.

Whether you are preparing the vegetable patch, awaiting spring blooms or needing a little inspiration to get started, we have you covered 👩‍🌾🌱
Come along, bring a friend, and discover our demonstrations by suppliers and experts, access some exclusive deals and get lucky with some giveaways.

📆 8th October 2026
⏰ 4pm - 7pm
📍Mitre 10 MEGA Upper Hutt - 9 Park Street Upper Hutt

Let us know how many friends you are bringing along by registering here
https://www.mitre10.co.nz/garden-event/registration

How’s that for a block of feta? 👀Salads, flatbreads, pasta or straight from the fridge what’s your favourite way to use ...
04/10/2026

How’s that for a block of feta? 👀

Salads, flatbreads, pasta or straight from the fridge what’s your favourite way to use feta?

Our fresh Greek yoghurt, packed and ready to go 🥄 Made right here in Seaview, Lower Hutt and prepared for customers arou...
29/09/2026

Our fresh Greek yoghurt, packed and ready to go 🥄 Made right here in Seaview, Lower Hutt and prepared for customers around New Zealand.

Which Zany Zeus product are you reaching for during your weekly shop?

Got a favourite recipe featuring Zany Zeus cheese? 🧀Have it ready! Cheese Month is coming this October, and we’ve got so...
28/09/2026

Got a favourite recipe featuring Zany Zeus cheese? 🧀
Have it ready! Cheese Month is coming this October, and we’ve got something tasty planned.

23/09/2026

Who doesn’t love a good homemade flatbread? 😍

We put our high-protein, low-fat yoghurt to the test and it delivered soft, fluffy and seriously good.

Want to make them yourself? Comment RECIPE below and we’ll send it your way 👇

Address

43 Seaview Road, Seaview. Lower Hutt
Wellington
5010

Opening Hours

Wednesday 8am - 5pm
Thursday 8am - 5pm
Friday 8am - 5pm
Saturday 8am - 5pm
Sunday 9am - 5pm

Telephone

+6445897316

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