Thirsty Monkey

17/05/2026

🥭 MANGGAHAN DAY 3: STAY FRESH, STAY HEALTHY! 🍋✨
We are officially kicking off the weekend rush here in Guimaras, and the festival vibes are still going strong! 🐒🏝️

16/05/2026

☀️ DAY 2 AT The Pit Drugmart here in Guimaras!🍋

If you’re enjoying the festivities or heading out to buy your essentials today, drop by our sampling booth. Beat the summer heat with a cold, crisp pour of Thirsty Monkey Calamansi Juice! 🏝️🥤

🔥 TODAY'S FESTIVAL EXCLUSIVES:

Free Fresh Taste: Experience the ultimate natural "Asim-Kilig" boost. 👅

Be a Town Distributor: Ready to turn the summer heat into cash? Chat with us at the booth to join the Monkey Fam as a reseller! 📈

📍 WHERE: The Pit Drugmart, Guimaras
🕒 WHEN: Happening TODAY!

Come for the mangoes, stay for the zest! Grab your cold sample and feel the best! See you there! 👋🏼🐒

01/05/2026

☀️ 𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑩𝑶𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑨𝒀 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑻 𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑯 𝑨 𝑹𝑬𝑭𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑭𝑹𝑬𝑬 𝑻𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬! 🐒🏝️

The sun is out, and we are keeping the island vibes cool! We are currently at Boracay Minimart, Boracay Island for another Thirsty Monkey Calamansi Juice Sampling Activity!

Whether you’re heading to the beach or taking a break from the waves, drop by our booth and experience the ultimate "Asim-Kilig" refreshment.

🍋 TODAY’S ISLAND DEALS:
️💚 Free Fresh Samples
️💚 BUY 1 CASE of Thirsty Monkey and get a FREE Foldable Fan!
️💚 No artificial flavors—just the Vitamin C boost you need for a long day of island adventures.

📍 WHERE: Boracay Minimart, Boracay Island
🕒 WHEN: Happening NOW!

Come grab a bottle, snag your free fan, and feel the best! See you at the mart! 👋🏼🐒

30/04/2026

🌴 𝐒𝐢𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐙𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐁𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭! 🐒🍋

🔥 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐀𝐘 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐎:
𝐁𝐔𝐘 𝟏 𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐲 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝟏 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐅𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐧!

If you’re strolling along Station 1 or Station 2, make sure to drop by Sandy’s Minimart (in front of La-UD Restaurant) for our Thirsty Monkey Calamansi Juice Free Taste/Sampling Activity!

Whether you’re a local or on vacation, it’s the perfect way to stay hydrated, energized, and refreshed under the sun. ☀️🥤

📍 WHERE: Sandy’s Minimart (In front of La-UD Restaurant)
✨ WHAT: Free Taste, Sampling, and Buy 1 Case Get 1 Fan Promo!
✨ WHEN: Happening TODAY!

Come grab a cold sample, snag your free fan, and feel the best! See you there! 👋🏼🐒

06/04/2026

Thirsty Monkey values the trust of our partners and our community. We are aware of a recent social media post by a service provider that uses unprofessional language to characterize a project discussion.

To set the record straight: our request was strictly for a sample to evaluate style alignment. No formal transaction or project commission was ever finalized. As a matter of company policy, we do not issue payments for unauthorized work or respond to public attempts at defamation.

We remain dedicated to our brand values and will continue to move forward with the same integrity that defines our business.

29/03/2026

Play Bold. Stay Refreshed. Celebrate Her. 💛

She Plays Pickle Club at Pickle Point Iloilo brings women together through sport—and Thirsty Monkey Calamansi Juice is proud to be part of the movement.

Here’s to empowered women, active lifestyles, and refreshing moments on and off the court. 🐒🍋

29/03/2026

Strong women deserve strong refreshment.💕

This Women’s Month, every serve tells a story of strength, every rally reflects resilience.

Thirsty Monkey Calamansi Juice proudly powers the women of She Plays Pickleball Club at Pickle Point Iloilo—fueling the game with a refreshing boost that keeps you going. 🍋🐒

Join the movement. Celebrate the game. Honor women who show up, play hard, and inspire more.

28/03/2026

Celebrating women’s strength and wellness with a refreshing twist! 🐒🍋

We’re thrilled to announce that Thirsty Monkey joined CrossFit ILO for their All-Women’s Community WOD in celebration of Women’s Month! It was an inspiring morning dedicated to movement, community, and the spirit of strong women.

To make sure everyone stayed hydrated and energized, every participant received a free bottle of Thirsty Monkey Calamansi to cool down and recover after their hard-earned workout. Because nothing beats that post-WOD glow paired with the perfect, zesty chill! 🧊✨

Stay strong, stay hydrated, and let’s keep defining wellness together! 💪🏼🧡

17/03/2026

☀️ 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑 𝐑𝐄𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑! 🍋🐒

Summer in the Philippines is officially here, and there’s only one way to stay cool, hydrated, and energized: Thirsty Monkey Calamansi Juice! Whether you’re heading to the beach or just chilling at home, keep the asim-kilig vibes going all season long.

✨ WHY IT’S YOUR SUMMER MUST-HAVE:
❄️ Best Served Chilled: The ultimate way to quench your thirst under the sun.
🍋 High Calamansi Content: Packed with natural Vitamin C for that healthy summer glow.
🛡️ Pure Quality: Made with zero artificial flavors—just the real taste of the tropics!
⏳ Long-Lasting Freshness: With a 6-month shelf life, you can stock up for all your summer adventures.
✅ FDA Approved: Quality and safety you can trust in every bottle.

📢 OPEN FOR RESELLERS! 📢
Want to start a cool business this summer? Join the Thirsty Monkey family! 🐒✨

📩 Message us at:
📱 FB: Thirsty Monkey Fb Page
📞 WhatsApp/Viber: +639977282781

Sip the zest, feel the best, and make this summer your coolest one yet! ☀️🍹

12/02/2026

💚💚💚

𝗚𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗯𝗲𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘀 🙌💙 𝗕𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗻, 𝘄𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘆 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂. 💙
𝗧𝗼 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗚𝘂𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗮𝘀 𝗛𝗮𝗹𝗳 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗻 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗼𝗿𝘀—𝘆𝗼𝘂’𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗿𝘂𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲.
𝗠𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘁𝘂𝗱𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘄. 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️

27/01/2026

𝐈𝐍 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐎𝐒: 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐲 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐭 𝐃𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟔🥁🐒🍋

Last Saturday, the Thirsty Monkey team proudly joined the rhythmic heartbeat of the Dinagyang parade! It was an honor to celebrate with the community through high-energy dance performances and the distribution of our signature calamansi juice to festival-goers.

We extend our gratitude to everyone who joined our "sadsad" and shared a bottle with us. Salamat gid, kitaay naman ta sunod!

While the parade has ended, you can still find our refreshments at your nearest supermarket and grocery stores.