OnHand Agrarian

02/10/2026

I'm an atheist so here's the most important thing; These statutes are the BEST micro-habitat for endangered marine life on the beach. Fired clay and concrete don't leech anything harmful into the water.

They provide a hard surface that sits above the sediment. Coral can actually grow on it without being choked by human waste.

And since they actually last long enough for the coral to mature, they provide multi-generational homes for coral.

The coral spawn provides plankton for whales, crabs, mussels, prawns. Those provide food for everyone. Regardless of race language or religion.

This is the closest thing to divinity I can think of right now. And with Singapore planning to tax everyone and fund the destruction of most of the southern reefs, perhaps Ganesha is reminding everyone that power is worthless when not guided by wisdom.

Whichever racists are complaining about this practice need to either study religion, pick up an ecology textbook or shut the f**k up!

- Shannon Lim, Professional Reef Builder and Amateur As***le.

30/09/2026

27/09/2026

**$30 KING TIDE MANGROVE TOUR**

27 Sep 23:00 - Meet at Pasir Ris Sport Centre

Hey Everyone! It looks like we'll see catastrophically high tides tonight and tmr night. There's a good chance the sea will go over the boardwalks in some areas.

So if you'd like early bird tickets to rising sea levels and you want to see all the snakes being displaced by the rising waters, come for our very very last minute tour tonight!

Drop Shannon a text at 9862 7310

We'll be on a boardwalk, it might rain and we'll provide waterproof flashlights with clear instructions on how NOT to use them.

Possibility of death is higher than average 😱

Children welcome 😂

26/09/2026

Because we're at an event tonight, you have to hear this too!

I think I'll Bucharest so I can Romania for a while.Instead of si...

24/09/2026

**Sep-Nov Scam Open**

We've come into possession of an entire crate of rejected crabs. They are injured, sick, missing legs and some of them have at least one p***s missing(luckily crabs have 2 or more!) 😱

So here's the plan; we will give every crab a new territory. Every territory will come with chilled, oxygenated, UV sterilized water and a 24/7 buffet.

And come mating season, they will be allowed to take part in a mass mating session, one so debaucherous, MDA might censor our page! Hopefully their p***ses grow back by then 😬

Now this is where YOU come in. The CFO lady is breathing down my neck(not in a good way either 😒) and I need to let you guys chope these crabs for CNY and Hari Raya 2027 for $75 each.

1. PayNow $75 per crab to 9862 7310

2. Collect Your Crab anytime between 1 Feb 2027 to 1 Feb 2029.

3. Survival Guaranteed.

4. Weight Guaranteed at 1kg in 2027, 1.5kg in 2028 and 2kg in 2029 or you get extra crabs till the weight is hit.

5. Meatiness guaranteed. Not meaty? Get another crab.

6. Cooking and Slaughter services provided for $60 and $5 respectively.

7. MALES ONLY. The world is running out of crabs and we need the females to continue the species.

8. Questions in the comments please! The algo thinks we're selling drugs and fi****ms again and it keeps trying to ban us.

9. Are you an existing scam victim? Share this and write a few lines about your own crabs!

10. Visits can be arranged. Cuddle sessions not advised.

15/09/2026

10/09/2026

We're teaching prawn farming in Cameroon 🇨🇲 now. For free of course 😉

01/09/2026

The farm is out of giant prawns. But if you want to support our local fishmongers, Brandon has these giants for $58/kg!

Just drop him a text at +65 9180 7476

28/08/2026

RIP Peter Cullen. Thanks for the decades you made better with your work and insight.

26/08/2026

The thing about brain tumours...

is that they're all in your head 😏