Greggs: Somalia

Greggs: Somalia Unofficial page for the ONLY Greggs in Somalia.

We are sorry about the lack of customer updates recently, we are experiencing issues with our WiFi. The WiFi currently r...
23/04/2023

We are sorry about the lack of customer updates recently, we are experiencing issues with our WiFi. The WiFi currently runs at 100 kilobytes per second but we desperately need this doubling.

To help, we’ve hired local WiFi expert, Dave, who is apparently the only WiFi expert in Somalia! Aren’t we lucky?!

Get 50% off all sausage rolls (except the triangular ones) now!*

*In-store purchases only, 1 discount per customer, batteries not included!

15/03/2023

Last night we caught this reprobate trying to break in to steal our Ultra Secret Somalian Recipes (USSRs).

Fortunately our kitchen staff are trained to deal with criminals and so immediately reached for our giant hot chocolate mixing sticks (don’t ask) and beat the criminal repeatedly.

Our USSRs must never be known to anyone (again, don’t ask) so we are glad to see our staff on the frontlines of our store!

We sent one of our workers, Magwani, to collect pork for our sausage rolls and he sent us this image back? We think he’s...
02/03/2023

We sent one of our workers, Magwani, to collect pork for our sausage rolls and he sent us this image back? We think he’s stumbled upon the wrong animal!

We’re just as confused as you are, so when you visit our store next, say the word “confusion” followed by your best gorilla impression for 35% off you order!

There are unconfirmed reports emerging that this tourist came to our eatery and purchased a sausage roll and hot chocola...
01/03/2023

There are unconfirmed reports emerging that this tourist came to our eatery and purchased a sausage roll and hot chocolate. 5 minutes later it is said he posted these pictures to social media making all sorts of false claims about our sausages.

We would like to stress that these reports are CATEGORICALLY FALSE and this will be further investigated.

Our sausage rolls are 67% pork and 32% Somalian magic.

On a more positive note, we have successfully removed the blockage of grease from the fryer.

Welcome to the first post from Greggs Somalia!We’re so excited to be in this wonderful country and with us we bring an E...
28/02/2023

Welcome to the first post from Greggs Somalia!

We’re so excited to be in this wonderful country and with us we bring an EXCLUSIVE item!

Check out the GREGGSNUT with a filling of ground mosquito.

For opening week grab these donuts for a mere 340 Somali Shillings!

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