11/05/2026
Mc What’s going on here
POJULU FESTIVAL WAS WELL DESIGNED BUT THEY DESIGNED THEIR OWN SON MC LOMOEX OUTSIDE PROGRAM
I swear by my grandmother’s okra, Pojulu Community doesn’t know Mc lumoex is their own.
WHAT I WITNESSED YESTERDAY AT POJULU FESTIVAL:
Mc Lumoex — CEO of Kilukilu Ana Comedy, the man who makes the whole of Juba laugh until their ribs file complaints…
Was treated like a boda guy who entered VIP by mistake.
THE GATE
Security: “You are not allowed here. Go and sit outside there.”
Lumoex: “But I’m performing—”
Security: “Leave from here. Orders.”
BACKSTAGE
Organizer: “Who are you?”
Lumoex: “Mc Lumoex. Kilukilu Ana—”
Organizer: “Chai. You cannot perform now. Go back.”
LUMOEX’S FACE
That look? That was not comedy. That was “So this is how Jesus felt in Nazareth” energy.
THIS IS MC LUMOEX.
The same guy whose jokes your uncle uses to toast girls.
The same guy whose Performance your auntie sends in the family WhatsApp group with “See your son 😂😂😂”
The CEO of Kilukilu Ana Comedy was told to go sit outside like expired bread.
POJULU COMMUNITY, LET’S TALK:
Do you know this man is your son? He’s Pojulu! From your own soil! Your own blood! Your own funny bone!
Who made the guest list? They invited goats, invited chairs, invited banners… but forgot to invite the person who can actually make people stay for the banners?
“You cannot perform now, chai.” Now? When? After the festival? Should he perform for the cleaning crew?
FUNNY BUT SERIOUS LESSONS:
Know your own celebrities. If you don’t claim Lumoex, Nigerians will. Next thing you hear “Mc Lumoex from Lagos” and we’ll be crying in Juba Arabic.
VIP means “Very Important Pojulu” too. If your own CEO is outside, who is inside? Your ancestors?
Kilukilu Ana is not just comedy. It’s cultural export. You budget for tents but not for talent? The tent will be empty while Lumoex is trending in Kampala.
TO MC LUMOEX:
Bro, we saw you. We know you. We claim you.
Next time carry your birth certificate + Pojulu ID + DNA results.
Bro Winner �� was welcomed like Pojulu prince instead
