03/30/2026
TIME FOR THE ANNUAL FAMILY FUED
Every year around Easter, the same argument hops up in our family.
Cousin Easter Bunny insists baskets should contain only traditional items:
Chocolate eggs. Jellybeans. Maybe a carrot if you're feeling feisty.
Snackalope respectfully disagrees.
Snackalope believes a proper Easter basket can (and should) contain:
✨ Artisanal hand-spun cotton candy (maybe with some sour or spicy mix-ins)
✨ Legendary snack mix
✨ Possibly a few crispy crunchy sugar sticks
Our cousin doesn't want anything to do with our "high-falutin' snack basket shenanigans," but we've finally negotiated a taste test to set the record straight.
What should the Easter Bunny taste first?