08/26/2026
The best one-liners every golfer should know ⛳️
1️⃣ “Do you want the tree in or out?”
When someone is stuck behind a tree with no good options.
2️⃣ “You know what your problem is? You’re standing too close to the ball when it lands.”
After someone completely launches one.
3️⃣ “Damn, those clubs are REALLY forgiving.”
When your buddy finally hits a good shot.
4️⃣ “Except for the distance and accuracy, that was a great shot.”
After another bad swing.
5️⃣ “My dad loves to ask the marshal if we’re playing too fast.”
When the pace of play is painfully slow.
6️⃣ “Take your time with these next two putts.”
When your playing partner has a short putt left.
7️⃣ “On the dance floor, just can’t hear the band.”
When someone reaches the green but is nowhere near the hole.
8️⃣ “Bold choice to lay up from there.”
After someone chunks a shot.
9️⃣ “A nice, stress-free bogey there.”
When someone hits the green and still three-putts.
🔟 “Do you inhale or exhale during your golf swing?”
For the golfer who overthinks everything.
Which one are you using during your next round? 😂
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