Johnny's Brewery

Johnny's Brewery Our brewery prides itself on our many beers and ales along with our distilled spirits.

04/25/2020

Be sure to stay safe during this quarantine, and enjoy our safe, legal beverages.

11/15/2019

Don't take the t**e that will get your sphincter broke. Take that drink that will make you think.

11/13/2019

Why would anyone want to use a federally illegal drug when you have a safe, legal alternative that is sold in most stores?

11/12/2019

Hi, this is Joe, Master Distiller here at Johnny's Brewery. Yes, we also make fine medicinal spirits that heal the mind and the body. Anyway, I would like to recommend our line of whiskies, rums, and Vodkas. Also, in partnership with Dr. Richard Fitzwell and the anti-ma*****na organization, Reverse Legalization Now, we are also marketing Dr. Richard Fitzwell's Medicinal Whiskey. Our distilled spirits will make you calm and peaceful, unlike ma*****na, which has torn apart so many families due to the violence it causes. So, please don't hesitate to try our wonderful products.

-Joe (Master Distiller)

11/12/2019

There is a myth created by Big Ma*****na that Hops are in the same family as ma*****na. This is not true, and very misleading. Hops are a healthy, flavoring flower that brings flavor to beer. Ma*****na is a dangerous drug that leads to violent crime and AIDS. How would these things have anything to do with each other? It's simple, they just don't. We here at Johnny's Brewery believe that this misinformation is harmful to the alcohol industry, and needs to be cleared up at once. Hops are good, ma*****na is bad. Got it? Good.

-Sam (Master Brewer)

11/12/2019

We here at Johnny's Brewery would like to remind everyone to use our products responsibly, by that we mean never use them in combination with the illegal narcotic, ma*****na. Other than that, have fun and enjoy our product.

-Johnny Stenson (CEO)

Address

22247 Jensen Street
Arlington, TX

Telephone

+19008675309

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