07/23/2026
🔥 MEET THE FLAVORS OF ADIE’S HADES 🔥
Small‑batch salsa handcrafted in Arlington, TX — each flavor inspired by the chaos, charm, and personality of our cats. From mild to mythic heat, there’s a jar for every taste.
🐾 Sisyphus (Mild)
Bright, fresh, gentle heat. The “sissy” of the lineup — perfect for flavor lovers who don’t want the burn.
🐾 Anna’s Original (Medium)
Balanced, classic, and crowd‑pleasing. Smooth heat + bold flavor = Anna’s signature vibe.
🐾 Gallifrey’s Garden (Mild/Medium Verde)
A fresh verde salsa with herbaceous notes and a time‑traveler’s twist. Bright, green, and full of personality.
🐾 Samson Serrano (Medium/Hot)
A serrano‑forward salsa with a gentle giant’s kick. Bold, flavorful, and just spicy enough to make you smile.
🐾 Squeek Serrapeño (Hot)
A jalapeño + serrano combo that squeaks with heat. Sharp, vibrant, and perfect for spice lovers.
🔥 Hades Hellfire (Very Hot)
A mythic blast of habanero heat. Fiery, intense, and not for the faint of heart — the true boss fight of Adie’s Hades.
🍯 Pepper Jelly
Sweet heat that belongs on everything — crackers, cream cheese, sandwiches, glazes, charcuterie boards, you name it.
🌶️ Cadie’s Cayenne (Seasonal)
A smooth cayenne burn with bold flavor. Limited availability due to seasonal peppers — grab it when it drops.
Which one are YOU trying first?
