villainous.biscuits

10/22/2025

I'm Ice-G, the original grandma
So step to me if you think you're ready to
Got on your bulletproof (apron)?
This ain't no game to me
Let the dough rise and you'll see

Get your O.G. on and rep the real set with the all new line from .biscuits ! Only available at www.villainousbiscuits.com

10/15/2025

The 2025 Krampus holiday naughty list gift guide is out!
Check out the all new merch, including the Original Grandma line, available at www.villainousbiscuits.com !

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10/08/2025

When you see bulging biceps and tricked out traps, you might think about the hours and hours of sweat, discipline, and dedication it takes to become a professional bodybuilder.

But up there on that stage as they flex and pose, all they know is their competition is the only thing standing between them and the glorious reward of.... CARBS!!

We here at .biscuits are proud to be the official biscuittery of the incredible

Come see what they're all about this Saturday October 11 at , and maybe they'll share a Villainous crumb with you!

03/17/2025

☘️Perfect Day for a New Flavor☘️

Introducing the Noah "Il Duce MacManus!

"When I raise my flashing chive butter, and my hand takes hold on sour cream, I will take cheddar cheese upon mine bacons, and I will repay those who hate me. Oh, Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me among Thy biscuits.

That's right, a loaded baked potato biscuit. Deal with it.

03/09/2025

🍌Hot New Flavor 🍌

Introducing THE KOBA

Banana pudding biscuits are here! Grab them for yourself and tell everyone else to keep their damn dirty hands off them.

11/07/2024

with our .biscuits branded kicks thanks to and for the support!

09/28/2024

Get down to right now to catch an awesome with and snag some rainbow biscuits!

09/18/2024

Huge shout out to the whole team at for this incredible baker's apron! Made from our founder's old BDUs and unit patches, functional pockets, and some awesome sewing skills, this is really something special.

Want to commission your own? Hit them up!

09/07/2023

😎MERCH ALERT😎

All new .biscuits silkies drip, thanks to for the amazing work!

Interested in getting a pair? Slide into our DMs!

08/22/2023

🍻NEW FLAVOR ALERT🍻

Introducing a flavor made in a galaxy very, very, very, very far away, this is a biscuit flavor that will take your breath away...

The President Skrewb

Get a load of our rye and schwartzbier biscuit just in time for Oktoberfest! Hurry, before someone activates self-destruct mode!

Even better, scroll to the next photos for the next level kolache version...

THE SCHWARTZ
German smoked sausage, sauerkraut, and Swiss cheese gone to plaid with a mustard butter drizzle