The Guell Family Funny Farm

The Guell Family Funny Farm God, Homesteading and all things goats! Raw goat milk, goat milk soap, Whipped Tallow skincare, baby goats and more! Artesia, NM

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🚨 THE WAIT IS OVER!! 🚨We’ve been keeping a few things under wraps, and we’re FINALLY ready to share them with you! 🤎Intr...
10/10/2026

🚨 THE WAIT IS OVER!! 🚨

We’ve been keeping a few things under wraps, and we’re FINALLY ready to share them with you! 🤎

Introducing some of the newest additions to Guell Family Funny Farm! 🐐

🍂 Fall Goat Milk Soaps — Handcrafted with thoughtfully selected essential oils and special ingredients to bring those cozy fall vibes!

🫧 Goat Milk Shampoo Bars — A brand-new addition we’ve been SO excited to share!

🌿 Conditioner Bars — The perfect companion to our shampoo bars!

✨ Whipped Tallow Body Scrub — A little extra pampering for your skin with our Lavender Vanilla blend!

🥛 Freeze-Dried Raw Goat Milk Powder — All the goodness of our farm-fresh raw goat milk in a convenient, shelf-stable powder! Just add water!

These products have been a labor of love, and we are SO excited for you to finally see them!

🎨 TODAY is DAY TWO of Art in the Park, and we’re bringing out all these new goodies alongside your tried-and-true favorites!

If you didn’t get a chance to stop by yesterday, you’ve still got TODAY to come see us!

Come smell all the goodies, check out what’s new, and let us know what you think! We’d love to see you! ❤️

🤎 Guell Family Funny Farm
Real farm. Real people. Real products.

🌿 WE’RE HERE & ALL SET UP!! 🎉Art in the Park is officially here, and Guell Family Funny Farm is ready for TWO days of fu...
10/09/2026

🌿 WE’RE HERE & ALL SET UP!! 🎉

Art in the Park is officially here, and Guell Family Funny Farm is ready for TWO days of fun!! 🐐🤎

We’ve been working hard behind the scenes, and we’ve brought along some exciting NEW goodies that we’ve been keeping under wraps!

🍂 Our handcrafted fall goat milk soaps are making their debut!

✨ PLUS, we’re officially introducing some brand-new products that we’re SO excited to finally share with you!

We’ve got all your tried-and-true favorites, too!

📍 Wondering where to find us? Check out the map in the photos! We’ve marked exactly where our booth is located! (The white smudge 😜). Near the corner of Quay and 7th st.

Come say hello, smell all the goodies, check out what’s new, and shop small with our family! ❤️

We’ll be here TODAY & TOMORROW!

🍂✨ ART IN THE PARK IS ONLY 2 DAYS AWAY… AND WE’VE BEEN KEEPING A FEW SECRETS! ✨🍂We are SO excited to be setting up at th...
10/07/2026

🍂✨ ART IN THE PARK IS ONLY 2 DAYS AWAY… AND WE’VE BEEN KEEPING A FEW SECRETS! ✨🍂

We are SO excited to be setting up at the 51st Annual Art in the Park this Friday & Saturday, October 9th & 10th at Central Park in Artesia!

And this isn’t going to be just another market for us. 🤎

We’ve been quietly working behind the scenes on NEW products, new recipes, and all of our fall goodies… and Art in the Park is going to be your FIRST SNEAK PEEK! 👀

🍁 Our Fall Goat Milk Soap Collection is officially coming out!

PLUS, we’ll be bringing some brand-new goodies that we haven’t really shown off yet, including our…

✨ Tallow Body Scrub
✨ Goat Milk Shampoo Bars
✨ Conditioner Bars
✨ Freeze Dried Raw Goat Milk Powder
✨ …and maybe a few other surprises we’ve been keeping up our sleeves. 😉

Of course, we’ll also have plenty of your Guell Family Funny Farm favorites — tallow skincare, goat milk soaps, Muscle & Joint Relief, face creams, lip balms, Mineral Sun Guard and more!

Art in the Park is always such a fun community event with arts & crafts vendors, food trucks, live music, a petting zoo, face painting, performances and activities for the whole family.

📍 Central Park | Artesia, NM
701 W Quay Ave
📅 October 9th & 10th
⏰ Friday: 4-9pm, Saturday 9am-4pm

Come find the Guell Family Funny Farm booth, say hi, smell all the fall soaps, and be among the FIRST to get your hands on our newest products! 🐐🍂

10/03/2026

ROSWELL — WE’RE RESTOCKED! 🤎🌿

We made a trip to Roswell and got Farm & Ranch Candle Co all stocked back up with our goodies!

We brought in some of your favorites and most-loved products, along with a fresh selection of our handcrafted goat milk soaps and more. So if you’ve been needing to restock—or you’ve been wanting to try our products in person—this is a great weekend to stop by!

And even better… TODAY is their Saturday Indoor Artisan Market! 🙌

Every Saturday, Farm & Ranch Candle Co. opens up their store to local vendors, artisans, and makers. Come browse, shop small, support local families, and see all the amazing things our area has to offer. 🤎

🛍 Saturday Indoor Artisan Market
⏰ 8:30 AM–1:00 PM
📍 Farm & Ranch Candle Co.
117 E. 2nd St. | Roswell, NM

Shop local. Support local. Love local. 🤎

And a huge thank you to Farm & Ranch Candle Co. for continuing to give local makers and small businesses a place to share what we create! 🥰

10/02/2026

🍂 FALL SOAP SNEAK PEEK 🍂

Look what’s curing on the racks! 👀

Our newest batch of goat milk soaps has about two more weeks to go before they’re ready, and this year we’re adding TWO brand-new fall creations! 🤎

🎃 Pumpkin Spice — made with real pumpkin purée and a carefully chosen blend of fall-inspired essential oils.

🥃 Bourbon Brew — crafted with a blend of essential oils PLUS actual Bourbon Brew tea leaves from Old Barrel Tea Company for that warm, rich character.

🍎 Warm C***r — one of our returning fall favorites! This one is made with its own blend of essential oils along with vanilla tea leaves from Old Barrel Tea Company, adding another layer to that warm, cozy c***r scent.

🍂 Fall Spice — loved so much that we actually make it year-round! It’s created with a blend of essential oils and real pumpkin pie spice, which adds to both its beautiful natural color and warm, spicy aroma.

And THAT is one of my favorite things about making our soaps. 🤎

When you see scents like “Pumpkin Spice,” “Warm C***r,” or “Bourbon Brew,” those scents aren’t coming from synthetic fragrance oils. We actually build each scent ourselves using essential oils and thoughtfully chosen ingredients — real pumpkin, spices, herbs, teas and more — until we create the scent we are looking for.

They’re truly handcrafted from the scent up. 🌿

The two new ones don’t even have their official names yet, so you’re getting a REAL sneak peek. 😂

Only two more weeks until these beauties make their Fall debut! 🍁🍂

Now I want to know: Which scent would you grab first? 🎃🥃🍎🍂 Drop your pick in the comments — and if you’re torn, tell me your top two!

Tonight was pretty special. ❤️We attended the ribbon cutting for The Shop on 14th tonight, and one of my favorite parts ...
10/02/2026

Tonight was pretty special. ❤️

We attended the ribbon cutting for The Shop on 14th tonight, and one of my favorite parts was finally getting the chance to slow down, visit, and really get to know some of the other small-business owners we now get to call our neighbors.

I had the absolute pleasure of meeting the sweet woman behind Kaccy & Co. Candles, and sometimes you meet someone and just click. We sat and shared stories, talked about our businesses, our families, our faith, and life—and I walked away feeling like I had gained much more than another vendor neighbor. ❤️

Then tonight she surprised me with this incredibly kind post about us.

What makes it even sweeter is hearing that her husband tried the sample of our Muscle & Joint Relief that I sent home with her and was genuinely surprised by how much he liked it and the relief he felt. THAT is the kind of feedback that reminds me why we love making what we make.

And I have to brag on her for a minute too! We brought home some of her candles tonight, and y’all… they smell AMAZING. 😍 She has her fall collection out right now, and there were so many good ones to choose from. I actually have one burning in my house as I’m writing this, and it smells absolutely wonderful. 🍂🕯️

So when you stop by The Shop on 14th, make sure you check out Kaccy & Co. Candles too. Go smell that fall collection—you might have a hard time leaving with just one! 😂❤️

Thank you so much for your beautiful words, your support, and most of all your kindness tonight. I have a feeling this is the beginning of a pretty special friendship. ❤️

This is what I love about small business—community over competition. Supporting each other, cheering each other on, and sometimes finding wonderful new friends along the way. 🥰

🌿 Fellow Maker Spotlight: Gurell Family Funny Farm 🌿

One of the things I loved most about tonight’s grand opening was getting the chance to meet some of the other talented makers behind the products!

I finally had the pleasure of meeting Gina and her beautiful daughter, Isabelle, from Gurell Family Funny Farm. They are incredibly kind, knowledgeable, and so easy to talk to. You can tell Gina puts a lot of thought and care into what she makes.

And I can speak from personal experience about these two products. ❤️

My husband has used her Muscle & Joint Relief Balm on his arthritic joints and was genuinely impressed with the relief he felt. I used her Whipped Tallow Balm on my skin after I had a pretty miserable reaction to the medical tape following surgery, and it was wonderfully soothing and helped my skin recover.

I love supporting another small business when I can actually say, “We’ve used it, and we love it.”

If you see Gurell Family Funny Farm, take a minute to stop by, meet Gina and Isabelle, ask questions, and check out what they make. Sometimes the very best products come from the hands of people right in our own community. ❤️

Small businesses supporting small businesses—that’s how we all grow. The Guell Family Funny Farm

🐐🧀 I made goat milk cheese!!Almost THREE years of milking goats… and somehow we are just now getting around to making ou...
09/28/2026

🐐🧀 I made goat milk cheese!!

Almost THREE years of milking goats… and somehow we are just now getting around to making our own fresh goat milk cheese. 😂

This is only our third batch ever, but y’all… it is SO GOOD. 🤤

We’ve been playing around with the process and figuring out exactly how we like it, and I think we’ve officially found our sweet spot. Creamy, fresh, just the right texture, and made right here with milk from our girls.

There’s just something really cool about walking out to the barn, milking your own goats, and then turning that milk into something like this.

I don’t know why it took us almost three years to try it, but I have a feeling I’m going to be making a whole lot more of it. 😂🐐🧀

💔 It’s been a difficult couple of days here at Guell Family Funny Farm.Thursday evening, what was supposed to be an exci...
09/26/2026

💔 It’s been a difficult couple of days here at Guell Family Funny Farm.

Thursday evening, what was supposed to be an exciting night bringing home our family’s first camper quickly turned heartbreaking when our sweet Tinker Bell ran into the road and was hit by a passing truck.

After 10 wonderful years with our family, we unexpectedly had to say goodbye. 😭🐾

Tinker Bell has been part of our lives for a decade. She’s watched our kids grow, been here through so many chapters of our lives, and was simply part of our family and our farm.

As heartbreaking as her loss is, we are also incredibly thankful. My husband and children were standing near that same road just moments before the accident, and things could have ended very differently. If losing our sweet Tinker Bell somehow meant my family was protected that evening, then I have to believe her life was not taken in vain. ❤️

We are trusting God even when we don’t understand His plan and thanking Him for the 10 years we were blessed to have her.

We’re also praying for the young man involved. He reached out afterward with genuine remorse, and I know he is carrying his own hurt from what happened. There is already enough pain in this situation, and we choose compassion and prayer over anger.

Farm life brings so much joy, but sometimes it brings some really hard goodbyes too.

Rest easy, sweet Tinker Bell. 🌈🐾
Thank you for 10 wonderful years of loving our crazy little family.

You will be deeply missed. ❤️

09/22/2026

Tuesday mornings around here are always a little crazy. 🐐🥛😂

Tuesday is one of our milk delivery days, which means before I leave at 9:30 to head to Carlsbad, I have to get all the goats milked, strain and bottle the milk, clean ALL the milking supplies, get everyone’s orders packed up and ready to go… all while getting my husband ready and out the door for work too. 😅

And today had a little extra chaos thrown in because my husband just started a new position at work and his schedule changed — so this mama is running a little behind this morning. 🤦🏼‍♀️

I told my son, “I need your help today. We’ve gotta get these goats milked FAST.”

Normally we bring them in two at a time, milk them, take them back out, and then go grab the next two.

Apparently my son decided we didn’t have time for all that today. 😂

His solution?

JUST BRING ALL THE GOATS. 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

So I look up and he’s got just about everybody in the shop, lined up on the tractor waiting for their turn. 🤣

And you know what?

IT’S WORKING. 😂

We’re actually getting through everybody faster!

I told him I needed help making things go quicker, and he understood the assignment. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

Now let’s get these goats milked and this milk delivered! 🥛🚗💨

☀️🔥 WE’RE MELTING AT TRACTOR SUPPLY! 🔥☀️We’re all set up at the Tractor Supply Farmers Market in Artesia today… and y’al...
09/12/2026

☀️🔥 WE’RE MELTING AT TRACTOR SUPPLY! 🔥☀️

We’re all set up at the Tractor Supply Farmers Market in Artesia today… and y’all, it is HOT. 😂

102° HOT. 🥵

So hot that apparently even our little black signs have decided they’ve had enough and are literally melting off the table. 🤣🤣

But WE’RE STILL HERE! 💪🐐

Come say hi, grab some goat milk soap, tallow goodies, freeze-dried goat milk, and whatever else you need before we melt right along with the signs. 😂

📍 Tractor Supply – Artesia
⏰ We’re here until 2 PM!

And don’t forget—we’ll be back out again tonight at Oil Patch Market from 5–8 PM! 🙌

Come see us! ❤️🐐

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