The Guell Family Funny Farm

06/13/2026

🎉 TODAY’S THE DAY! 🎉

We’re so excited to finally share what we’ve been working on behind the scenes at Guell Family Funny Farm!

Today is the very first day we’re introducing our newest products—and they’re so new they haven’t even made it onto our website yet!

🐑 Introducing our new Little Lamb Baby Tallow line:

✨ Little Lamb Bedtime – a gentle, calming blend crafted to help your little one relax and settle in for a peaceful night’s sleep.

✨ Little Lamb B***y Cream – made with nourishing tallow, calendula, chamomile, and non-nano zinc oxide to help soothe and comfort delicate skin prone to diaper rash and irritation.

And we’re just getting started! We have more Little Lamb products in the works and can’t wait to share them with you.

☀️ We’re also unveiling our new Mineral Sun Guard—a mineral-based tallow blend created for sunny days outdoors. Made with simple ingredients to help nourish and moisturize your skin while you enjoy time in the sunshine.

Come see, smell, and try these new products in person today!

📍 Summer Market Crafter’s Alley
🕙 10:00 AM – 4:00 PM
📍 612 N 8th St. (Artesia Center)

📍 Oil Patch Market
🕠 5:30 PM – 8:00 PM
📍 The Derrick Floor, Downtown Main Street

Stop by and be one of the first to experience our newest creations before they hit the website!

Thank you all for supporting our little family farm and handcrafted business. We can’t wait to see you today! ❤️

06/10/2026

🌻 Come see us this Saturday in Artesia! 🌻

We’re excited to be set up at TWO local events this weekend!

🛍️ Summer Market – Crafter’s Alley
⏰ 10:00 AM – 4:00 PM

🛢️ Oil Patch Market
⏰ 5:30 PM – 8:00 PM

We’ll have all your Guell Family Funny Farm favorites:
🐐 Raw Goat Milk Soap
🌿 Whipped Tallow Skincare
💋 Lip Balms
❤️ And a few other farm-made goodies!

As a small family farm, every purchase helps support our homestead and allows us to continue providing handcrafted products made with simple, natural ingredients.

If you’ve been wanting to smell our soaps, try our tallow products, stock up on your favorites, or just stop by and say hello, we’d love to see you!

Thank you for supporting local families, local farmers, and small businesses. We can’t wait to see everyone this weekend! 🌻🐐

05/08/2026

🌸 Mother’s Day Weekend is here, and there are TWO great local events happening tomorrow in Artesia! 🌸

If you’re still looking for the perfect gift for Mom, come shop local and support some amazing small businesses, vendors, and makers. 💕

We’ll be set up at BOTH events tomorrow with our handcrafted goat milk soaps, whipped tallow skincare, lip balms, and more!

✨ First Stop:📍 Renewed Wellness201 W Richardson Ave – Artesia🕙 Event: 10am–4pm🐐 We will be there from 10am–1:15pm

Then we’ll head over to…

✨ The FIRST Oil Patch Farmers Market of the year!📍 Derrick Floor510 W Main St – Artesia🕞 Event: 3:30pm–7:30pm

Come out, say hi, shop local, and grab something special for the moms in your life. 💐

We can’t wait to see everyone tomorrow!— Guell Family Funny Farm 🐐

05/06/2026

Sneak peek of what’s to come here at Guell Family Funny Farm! 🐐✨

This past weekend we spent hours transforming part of our homeschool room into a dedicated freeze-dryer space… and we are SO excited for this new adventure and addition to our farm business!

What started this journey hearing more and more families talk about the struggle of finding alternative milk options and the desire for shelf-stable goat milk products. As goat owners ourselves, it sparked a passion in us to find ways to make our farm-fresh goat milk more accessible to people beyond our local community.

Freeze drying opens the door to so many possibilities — from shelf-stable goat milk products to some of our family favorites like homemade French Vanilla Goat Milk Coffee Creamer and more! ☕🐐

We are still learning, researching, and preparing for this next chapter, but we couldn’t wait to share a little glimpse of what’s ahead.

God continues to open doors for our little Funny Farm, and we are grateful for every step of the journey. ❤️

Stay tuned… exciting things are coming!

05/04/2026

Come see us this Saturday! We are excited for the first market of the year!!

510 W Main St.
Artesia, NM

3:30-7:30pm

Oil Patch Market day is almost here!!!🛍️✨

We can’t wait to see everyone downtown this Saturday for Oil Patch Market!

If you’re setting up with us this Saturday, this is your sign to start posting your sneak peeks! 👀🛍️ Tag us or drop a pic in the comments so everyone can see what’s coming!

See you Saturday! 🤠✨

04/18/2026

Enjoying catching up with great friends and making new ones!

Come out and see us at the Laredo Harley- Davidson for the Boots on the Ground Veteran/First Responders Event! Anyone is welcome!

12pm-7pm

04/17/2026

On our way to Laredo, TX! Looking forward to seeing you at the Boots on the Ground Veteran Event at the Laredo Harley Davidson.

12pm-7pm

04/15/2026

🚨 LAREDO, TX… WE’RE COMING BACK! 🇺🇸🐐

For those who don’t know… our family lived in Laredo for 14 years, and it will always feel like home to us ❤️

This weekend, we’re packing up our goodies and bringing Guell Family Funny Farm back down south!

You can find us set up at the
BOOTS ON THE GROUND EVENT at Laredo Harley-Davidson
📅 April 18th
⏰ 12PM – 7PM

We’ll have a selection of our handcrafted, farm-made favorites:
🐐 Goat Milk Soaps
🫙 Whipped Tallow Skincare

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But this isn’t just about products…

This event supports 22Zero — an incredible organization focused on helping veterans, first responders, and their families heal from trauma at NO cost.

This mission is near and dear to our family, and we are honored to be a small part of it.

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Come out, say hi, support a great cause, and shop small while you’re at it!

We would LOVE to see some familiar Laredo faces and meet some new ones too ❤️

Laredo… let’s show up and show out again. 🇺🇸

03/31/2026

Morning vibes at the Funny Farm 🌅💧
Sprinklers going, alfalfa growing, and the sun showing off.

Not a bad way to start the day around here. 🤍

02/10/2026

💝VALENTINE DAY GIFT IDEAS 💝

Who needs flowers that will die…
when you can give a gift that keeps on giving? 🌿

This Valentine’s Day, skip the chocolates and roses and choose something thoughtful, nourishing, and handmade. Our goat milk soaps and tallow-based skincare are crafted right here on our family homestead using simple, natural ingredients your skin will truly love.

✨ Why our products make the perfect Valentine’s gift:
• Goat milk soap gently cleanses while nourishing the skin
• Tallow deeply moisturizes and supports healthy skin
• No junk, no fillers — just honest, wholesome ingredients
• Practical, luxurious, and actually used every day

From ready-made gift sets to custom bundles, we’ve got something perfect for her, for him, or for anyone who deserves a little extra love.

💕 Give a gift that lasts longer than flowers
💕 Feels better than chocolate
💕 And supports a small family farm

Valentine’s Day is right around the corner — grab your gifts before they’re gone!

Shop here ▶️ www.guellfamilyfunnyfarm.com