03/29/2026
Patch Chronicles:
New Seedlings Orientation at the Patch
New trees are headed to the Patch and the Crew has already planned New Seedlings Orientation.
Whisperin’ Walt will open it up.
"Welcome to the Patch. You don't rush growing. You take your time and put your roots down right."
Spikey Sue is stepping in next with rules.
"Cindi will be adding your vitamins to the soil so absorb them as needed. And mind your space. No crowding. No flopping over for attention. Stand your ground."
Fraser Fred has claimed the "appearance" portion. “Straighten up. Grow full. You never know when someone's going to walk out here and choose you."
Benny Balsam asked for a moment to share something "important."
"One day you might be someone's Christmas. Don't forget that."
Calm Canaan Carl will close it out.
"Grow steady. That's enough and remember this look around at your neighbors. Not all of them will look like you. Some will have different needles, different branches, different ways of growing. That's alright. Here at the Patch, we make room for all of it. You grow your way, they grow theirs, and we stand together just the same."
The new Seedlings haven't even touched the ground yet and they're already walking into rules, expectations, and a little wisdom.
New trees coming soon.