12/17/2024
HEY, for all you LAZY MOTHER TREE Huggers, we STILL HAVE about 500 perfect trees to choose from.
Dad says that I need to tell you to GET YOUR ASSETS out to OUR FARM and BUY, THIS WEEKEND!
Or else...
Yeah, IDK what that means either, but since he's my 93 year old dad, I'm a bit concerned!!!